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Jeff Sessions Wants The Cops To Steal Your Stuff!

Jeff Sessions knows this one weird trick to piss off EVERYONE!!!!

Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself

Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.

Darrell Issa Is Living His Best Life!

Darrell Issa is NOT losing his shit! Why ever would you think that?

Your Weekly Top Ten Can’t Stop Laughing At Sad Numbnuts James O’Keefe

COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

Dickbag Rep. Darrell Issa Wants Special Prosecutor For Trump’s Russia Scandal. Wait, What?

We don't know how to say this, but Darrell Issa is right about a thing.
Every bit as petulant today as in 2003

Sore Winner Darrell Issa Sues Democratic Opponent For Libel Like Big Whiny Jerk Baby He Is

Maybe people hate him because he's a schmuck, not because campaign ads called him a schmuck.
He does not even seem nice

Looks Like We’re Gonna Have Darrell Issa To Kick Around Some More

Almost guaranteed to be a sore winner.

DYING To Know About TrumpCare? Wonkagenda For Tuesday, November 29, 2016

The health care you have, the health care you'll probably lose, and the AP's new rule for how to describe racists (as 'racists'!). Your daily news brief!
As snarly as they come

Darrell Issa So Mad About Guard Bonus Clawbacks He Knew About For Two Years, Did Nothing About!

Darrell Issa didn't do jack about the problem for two years, because he was too busy investigating Benghazi. Here's hoping the Democrat colonel guy he's running against is better at 'Congress.'
As snarly as they come

Snarling Congresscreep Darrell Issa Running Behind Democrat In New Poll. Cry, Darrell Issa, Cry!

Could one of Congress's biggest jerks be in danger? Here's hoping so!
Truly unexpected

House Democrats Borrow IRS Hearings To Ask What’s The Deal With Trump’s Taxes

Since Barack Obama keeps refusing to resign for his many crimes, House Republicans are still trying to find SOMEBODY to impeach over the long-discredited "IRS Scandal," so they've settled on trying to impeach IRS Commissioner John Koskinen. Koskinen's on...
He does not even seem nice

Congressjerk Darrell Issa To Open Years-Long Hearings On Why He Might Lose His Seat This Fall

Eternally smirking GOP congressdope Darrell Issa's House seat might actually be endangered this year. Here's hoping he goes extinct, with votes.

House Republicans Bone The Gays While Democrats Squeal In Outrage. Typical Day In Congress.

This is why elections matter y'all. Even the boring, unsexy midterm ones.
As snarly as they come

Idiot Rep. Darrell Issa Won’t Let Obama Kill All The Cherokee By Closing Gitmo

We haven't heard from Rep. Darrell Issa much since he got the Benghazi knocked out of him a while back, but he's determined to get his snarling face on the TV news from time to time so he can...