After a long hiatus in which millions of Americans mourned the loss of their most beloved comedy television show, Saturday Night Live will return to the airwaves this weekend. Pundits, pollsters, and voters alike are all wondering which actron will be given the honor of portraying Handsome Barry Obama. Conventional wisdom and an insider favorite, after the jump! MORE »

• Reliable Source: Cheney impersonator Darrell Hammond was invited to vice president’s Christmas party; other guests included Alan Greenspan, Andy Card, Newt Gingrich, Wolf Blitzer, John Roberts, Antonin Scalia. . . John Roberts and Clarence Thomas sat separately at the Capital Grille. Roberts had a cheeseburger and a Coke. [WP]
• Under the Dome: Band-members of the only congressional rock group, the Second Amendments, plan a short world tour for U.S. troops abroad. . . Lawmakers whip out purple ink pads to celebrate solidarity with Iraqi voters. [The Hill]
• Cindy Adams: Bush urged not to pardon Scooter Libby. . . Tom Kean Jr. has raised over $1m for N.J. senate race. [NYP]
• The Scoop: George Clooney: “I hate it when smart men and women are saying,