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You all should be ashamed of yourselves. We showed you the nice website called Country Above Self that appropriately lists “Phony Soldiers” as death traitors to America, and you go and inflate the score of Danny Glover, the b-list actor. Obviously everyone was supposed to nominate Truck Nutz. [Country Above Self]

• After years of making the claim, Wonkette Mom finally gets the vindication she deserves: Yes, Peter Overby sounds like Linus. [Mixed Signals]

• 1,009 laptops were stolen in DC last year. If (say) every fifth one has sensitive financial information, and (say) every 10th one has dirty pictures of notable Washingtonians, then we clearly need more thieves reading this site. [Computerworld]
• It’s Hitch’s war, you hear? It’s his, all his! [HitchensWatch]
• In Ney’s defense, they all look alike. Campaign contributors, we mean. What were you talking about? [TPM]
• We’re getting too old for this shit pork. [Instapundit]

People seem to be having a good time these days. This week in Wonk’d brings us Judy Miller, savoring her freedom; Chief Justice John Roberts, taking in the cherry blossoms; and James Carville, enjoying a springtime run. Also spotted: Hillary Clinton, hopping into her pimped-out town car; Rep. James Sensenbrenner, buying a small fortune in lottery tickets; and Cynthia McKinney pal Danny Glover, asking for directions. You can check them out, along with several other celebrity sightings, after the jump.

Please continue to keep us well-stocked in sightings, via email, with “Wonk’d” or “Sighting” in the subject line (along with the name of the spotted celeb). Thanks!

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