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Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Everything Is Really Sad, Even The Good Things, Edition

This week’s New York Times is full of Syria, as the paper of record really should be at this point. Even some people we usually mock (looking at you, Frank Bruni) are turning in columns discussing the complexity and lack of good options in Syria. Perhaps the NYT has decided to adopt the official editorial policy of yr Wonkette regarding Syria, which is ?????????. So, before we roll up our sleeves and pant legs and other assorted articles of clothing and wade in on Syria, let’s start Sunday off right with some NYTNiceTime, shall we? Read more on Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Everything Is Really Sad, Even The Good Things, Edition… Read more on Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: The Everything Is Really Sad, Even The Good Things, Edition…
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Richard Cohen Does Not Think James Bond’s Muscles Are Fair To Richard Cohen

Uh oh, you guys. Richard Cohen went to the movies. And Richard Cohen has a bone to pick, with the movies. What happened to suave leading men like Cary Grant and Humphrey Bogart and Richard Cohen, HENGHHH? Why does Daniel Craig get to be “a movie star” just because he makes your Editrix, and your Editrix’s mother, and every woman your Editrix has ever spoken to about Daniel Craig (she has spoken to every woman about Daniel Craig) weak of knee and damp of puss? The Mayan Apocalypse cannot come too soon if this musclebound “Daniel Craig” character is supposed to be our new hotness. What happened to the way things used to be, when women were wives and skinny nerds were le sexy? Read more on Richard Cohen Does Not Think James Bond’s Muscles Are Fair To Richard Cohen…