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Some Old Tucker Carlson Salsa Dancing Video!

Thursday, March 27th, 2008


Hey now wait, Tucker Carlson’s MSNBC show ended some time in the last three weeks, knew that, but did anyone actually *watch* the last episode? Ha ha ha, ha. Well he ended it with some inspired Latino dancing with his gay partner and you can view it above! What is wrong with him? [YouTube]


Chris Matthews Assaults Ellen DeGeneres With His Dancing

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008


How much does Chris Matthews hate women? So much that he fondles the breasts of a lesbian superstar on her own television program. And then he hurls her into a chair. The man is a MONSTER.


Video Proof Of George W. Bush Dancing, Again

Monday, March 10th, 2008


Remember the hilarious dance routine Bush did last week to distract us all from his endorsement of Elderly nut John McCain? There is video proof, thanks to the Associated Press! Enjoy this while we wait for the video of Bush’s gay-cowboy Broadway debut. [Associated Press]


George Bush Dances, In Africa!

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

There Will Be Dancing In The Streets Of Lahore Today

Monday, February 18th, 2008

Musharraf expected not to boogieAs anyone who has seen White Nights can attest, there is one force in the world more dangerous and powerful than love. Or democracy. Wonkette operative “Ivan” sends us this image captured by the New York Times, in which we see secret agents smuggling this highly volatile substance into a major metropolitan area in Pakistan. MORE »


Obama vs. Gregory: The Dance-Off

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

A few weeks ago, we shared with you a video of NBC Chief White House Correspondent David Gregory shaking his groove thing to Mary J. Blige. Today, we present the first-ever dance competition between a White House Correspondent and a candidate for the White House: David Gregory vs. Barack Obama! Once you view the video, please play judge and vote in our poll.

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ARRESTED: Cutest Polar Bears Ever!

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

A family of scientifically advanced, bipedal polar bears migrated from the North Pole yesterday to participate in an adorable dance-off outside of the Capitol. And by dance-off we mean, in the WP’s words, “demonstration intended to voice a broad list of complaints about global warming, war and sexism.” The savvy beasts joined a full-size Condoleezza Rice bobblehead doll and many well-wishing humans in a rally vaguely related to the “October rebellion.” That’s the one in which a bunch of anti-neo-liberal ‘bags attacked Georgetown last Friday, and where some chick got hit in the face with a brick.

Watch the cuddly bears dance and sing about the military-industrial complex, honey pots and so forth in the video above. After the jump, watch these same cuddly bears get arrested by stupid meanie cops!! MORE »


Thursday, July 19th, 2007

“Support the Troops Dance Off” will restore you faith in our mission in Iraq, or something. [IraqSlogger]


To Do: Fishtails on the Beltway

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

* After she delights and amuses Judge Walton, Andrea Mitchell will (probably) drag her ass to the Smithsonian for a book promotion/interview with Gwen Ifill. $25 at 8PM. [Smithsonian]
* Learn ballroom dancing in the “Corcoran’s famed interior.” Includes the Fox Trot, the Cha-Cha and the Tango. For you hand-sweaters, free champagne. Cocktail attire is encouraged. $45 solo, $75 for a couple at 7PM. Do it for the Tuckster, “I’m 37. I’ve got four kids. I have a steady job. I don’t do things that I’m not good at very often. I’m psyched to get to do that.” [Corcoran]
* Apples in Stereo, Casper & The Cookies at the Black Cat. $15 at 8PM. [Black Cat]
* Stellastarr and Soft Complex at the Rock & Roll Hotel. $14 at 8PM. [R&R]
* Or just stay in and lock your door and for godssake STAY OFF THE ROADS — there’s SNOW!


To Do: The Puhdys

Wednesday, November 22nd, 2006

* Funksgiving at Saint Ex. Free dancing at 10PM. [Brightest Young Things]
* Leftover Crack, The Sainte Catherines and Dead to Me at the Black Cat. $10 at 8PM. [Black Cat]
* The Legend of Paul and Paula at AFI. “A cult favorite so popular that official media blackouts could not keep audiences away. Filmmakers Plenzdorf and Carow winningly portray everyday life in East Berlin in a story of undefeatable, passionate love between a single mother and a married bureaucrat. Featuring the music of the East German cult rock band, The Puhdys.” 9:05PM. [AFI]