dancing with the stars
Tom DeLay’s Tragic Dance Website of Dance has gone Hollywood! Here he is in a brand new welcome foto in which both dance partners appear to be alive. This is a Classy Move! And even though it is a moral certainty he is again wearing ill-fitting swishy pants in this new picture, you cannot see [...]
Oh hello, and Willkommen to TomDeLay.com, the number #1 Internet spot for exciting behind-the-scenes DANCE PIXX of fat ghost Tom DeLay adjusting the elastic on his swishy-pant waistband—a task which his dance partner would have helped with, had her batteries not died. Sad. [via Daily Intel]
When you stop to think about it, the only thing preventing Tom DeLay from replacing Karen Finley as the world’s greatest performance artist is the fact that he has never publicly shot yams out of his ass. But now he’s doing the next best thing, which is participating in the hit weight-loss/salsa competition for pudgy [...]
WALNUTS ruins everything again! His despised wife, Cindy, wanted to be on the popular teevee sitcom Dancing With The Stars, according to the very reliable Page Six. Gross! The anonymous source says that “she wanted it very badly,” but then this week John McCain “put the kibosh on it.” Ha ha he thinks his wife [...]
Ron Paul’s exciting all-day sports arena concert in Minneapolis was really missing only one thing: actual entertainment of some kind for the Paultards expected to pay $17.76 (get it?!) plus five-hundred dollars in Ticketmaster fees for the special privilege of sitting with other Paultards in a sports arena just a few miles from the fancy [...]
