Tag: dancing

This Week Sucks. Let’s Have A Really Gay Dance Party.

You get over here and share your favorite gay dance club anthems, for dancing!

Obamas Going To SXSW Like Common Hipsters: Your Wednesday Wonkette Dance Party

Oh hey, Wonkers! Are you ready to have a new weekly feature crammed in your face by your loving Wonkette? Good, because it's happening. SO! Dok writes his nerd thing for all YOU NERDS, but where Evan (me) is...
HAPPY BERNIE!

Here’s Bernie Sanders On The Ellen Show, Talkin’ About Handcuffs And Tight Panties

Oh look, Bernie Sanders has a softer side! He's not all GRRRRR! free college and AAAAAARGH! murder Wall Street all the time. Sen. Sanders stopped by the Ellen show, probably because he was still in the neighborhood after Tuesday's...
Stanky Leg

Here’s Your Video Of Hillary Clinton Twerking Like She’s Miley Cyrus Or Something

OK that headline may be overselling this a little bit. Hillary Clinton is 67, and she is a white grandma lady, so we can forgive her for not having the moves of a Beyoncé or a Michelle Obama. But she's trying! Hillary went on...
Jesus was a party animal.

Will Christian DJs Go To Hell For Celebrating 60-Year-Old Gay Dudes’ Birthdays?

Time for a dispatch from the ever-changing, goalposts-moving definition of the phrase "religious freedom." All these whiny bitchy wingnuts have been protesting that they DO NOT EITHER hate the gays, but it violates their Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs™ to do...

Here Are Barack And Michelle Obama On Television, So Probably Someone Is Mad About That

Barack "Barry Bamz Obummer the Kenyan" Obama went on the Jimmy Kimmel program to do that segment Jimmy sometimes does, where celebrities read all the mean and nasty things Twitter says about them, even though really, the ones they picked...

America’s BFF Saudi Arabia Says Dancing Makes You Gay, Which Is Obvious Science Fact

Our bestest friend Saudi Arabia knows what is up. While the religious freedom American Jesus people are still stuck in the past, saying that your mother made you gay because she was too nice, or your father made you...

Iran Will Protect All Citizens From Crime Of People Dancing To Pharrell Williams’s ‘Happy’

You love dancing to Pharrell Williams's criminally ubiquitous song, "Happy." Venerable civil rights hero John Lewis loves dancing to "Happy." People all over the world love dancing to "Happy" and posting videos doing it. However, it is not cool...

Damn, Michael Sam Dancing Topless Video. For Real, Just Damn.

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Rob Ford Dances With Church Choir, Looks Exactly As White As You’d Expect

Here is video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's visit Sunday to the West Toronto Church of God, just doing what almost all white politicians are required to do at some point: dancing very badly in the presence of black...

This Is Just Super Awesome Good White People Dancing, North Carolina Lege

North Carolina legislators celebrated their victories over voting, poverty, and human decency, and they celebrated with THE DANCE! Meanwhile, everyone who wasn't in the North Carolina Capitol celebrated by dying of back alley bortions, and starving because...

Sundays With The Christianists: Sex Education For Godly Virgins Who Intend To Stay That Way

OK, you harlots and fornicators, let's get something clear right off the bat. This column's examination of Christianist sex education books is a serious look at the cultural attitudes of the Religious Right, not just an excuse to snicker...

Florida Stops Dancing Thugs From Destroying Town

Weston, Florida – Floridians can breathe a sigh of relief and unlock their doors at night. There is no more need for police officers, and every senior citizen is now safe without the threat of being eaten by rap...

Julian Assange Dancing

Yeah, about what you'd expect.

Young People Continue To Ruin America With Their Awful ‘Dancing’

Hello! Has Satan ever kidnapped you at knife-point and then imprisoned you in his favorite fire dungeon, where thousands of sweaty young people "grind" to auto-tuned fart sounds accompanied by predictable bass lines and recycled MTV mashup samples, for...

Here Is Bristol Palin Jivin’ In a Gorilla Suit

Remember when we noted yesterday that Bristol Palin said she would be doing "the jive" on national teevee and we joked that she would do it in blackface? Yeah, well, no, she did it in a gorilla suit, which...