Wonkette

Your pretend Jackie Kennedy girlfriend, Michelle Obama, appeared on daytime teevee today and did what all daytime teevee guests do: dance with that famous lesbian gal, Ellen. Barack Obama has been there, although he kept his muted dance moves within “the safe zone,” a politician’s best friend. BUT MICHELLE JUST GOES NUTS WITH HER DANCING, and even pulls out some “Vogue,” and then we stopped watching because what is this? [YouTube]

Remember the hilarious dance routine Bush did last week to distract us all from his endorsement of Elderly nut John McCain? There is video proof, thanks to the Associated Press! Enjoy this while we wait for the video of Bush’s gay-cowboy Broadway debut. [Associated Press]

* Unlicensed funeral home at 1337 H Street. Massive clearance sale. [Frozen Tropics]
* Review of the dance adaptation of Edward Scissorhands at the Kennedy Center. [Washington Gardener]
* “I had a realization how incredibly self centered it is to write a blog about myself.” [DC, Baby]
* “There are parts of the city where you can’t walk a block without running into an annoying 20-something working for some progressive group, holding a clipboard…” [The DC Universe]
* The Great Backyard Bird Count starts this weekend. As if you have a backyard. [A DC Birding Blog]