Tag: Dana Rohrabacher

Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL

LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

Which Of These Terrible ‘Ideas’ On Immigration Is Most Disgusting? TRICK QUESTION DUMMY!

Let's visit the spoiled produce dumpster out behind the Marketplace of Ideas.

Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017

Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!

Cops: It’s True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES

All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.

House Republicans Will Never Stop Taking Down Cop Painting That Hurts Their Feelings

Grab your Culture Guns, folks. We've got a war over a painting going on in Congress.

Trump Already An Old Man Yelling At His TV! Wonkagenda for Thursday, December 8, 2016

Donald Trump cancels inauguration golden shower and Ted Cruz goes limp for queso. Your morning news brief!
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Dana Rohrabacher (R-The Taliban) For Secretary Of State? LOL They Are Just F*cking With Us Now

Donald Trump is having a real hard time filling his cabinet! There are only so many Christianist lunatics who don't believe in public schools to run the department of Education, and actual mustache-twirling villains foreclosing on 90-year-old women over...
The stupid is on fire in here

Jon Stewart To House Science Committee: ‘Are You F-cking Kidding Me?!?!?’ (Video)

Jon Stewart took a moment to talk about the weekend's climate change march in New York, and wondered why it's even necessary to have a march about global warming -- after all, isn't the climate science settled? Ah, but...

Google Gaffes, Gets Dippy Dana Rohrabacher In High Dudgeon Over Dinesh D’Souza’s New Doc

It is strange goddamn times we live in when Dana Rohrabacher says something astoundingly, head-smackingly dumb and it’s still barely in the top fifty of dumb things we’ve heard this week. Nonetheless and also such as, this is pretty...

Dana Rohrabacher Will Protect America From The Tyranny Of Fluoride

Have you read yr Wonkette's treasure trove of Dana Rohrabacher posts? Now is an excellent time to refresh your memory regarding Orange County's -- nay, California's -- greatest Congresscritter. Rohrabacher is a veritable Renaissance Man of dumb. He's a...

House Votes For Sane Marijuana Thing, And We’re Still Mad Anyway

So the House did an amazingly rational thing -- yes, we are all quite shocked, quite -- and voted to prohibit "the DEA from spending funds to arrest state-licensed medical marijuana patients." Hooray! We can smoke 'em if we got...

House GOP, Unable To Help Itself, Chooses Climate Change Denier To Head Environment Subcommittee

In a House of Representatives where Michele Bachmann is on the House Intelligence Committee and Paul "Evolution is a Lie" Broun and climate change deniers Dana Rohrabacher and Lamar Smith are on the Science Committee, it only makes...

Wingnuts And The Crazy Things They Said About Science: Let Us Review 2013 And Weep For The Planet

The end of another year is upon us, worthly Wonkette scum. Another year in the books of us reading terrible things about terrible people and then writing about them in joke form for your entertainment, if one can call...

On Scale Of One To Dana Rohrabacher, How Drunk Is Marco Rubio In His Christmas Video?

On a scale of one to Dana Rohrabacher, Kaili thinks the answer is "Boehner." Snipy would like to point out his Lizard People Eyes and slow blinking. We personally like the slurring of "Christians" and also the cheezy boybander...

Congresslout Dana Rohrabacher Missed Getting On ‘Hoarders’ By *This* Much

You'd like to think that if you were renting your million-dollar California house to a freakin' congressman they'd take decent care of the place, wouldn't you? You know, unless maybe it was Sen. John Blutarsky or the Hon. Oscar...