Tag: Dana Rohrabacher

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn’t! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Which GOP Congressman Cussed Trump To Erick Erickson At The Safeway? A WONKVESTIGATION!

A Republican member of Congress HAAAAAATES Trump. But they only tell their secrets to Erick Erickson! :(
She seems nice

Orange County, California, Almost Helped The Homeless. Whew, That Was Close!

'Where the rich get richer, and the poor, you don't ever have to see' -- Randy Newman

Putin Is Watching You Masturbate. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 16, 2018

All your base are belong to Russia, someone threatened Stormy Daniels, and DJTJ gets a divorce. Your morning news brief.

A Gun In Every Classroom. Wonkagenda For Mon., March 12, 2018

Trump has some thoughts about guns, Chuck Todd is woke, and Betsy DeVos doesn't know shit. Your morning new brief.

Rick Gates, Fucking Dummy, Tried To Put One Over On Bob Mueller. A Lawsplainer!

What part of 'don't lie to the FBI during your proffer' does Rick Gates not get? Also, what's a proffer? ASKED AND ANSWERED!

2018 Midterm Madness: Russia-Loving Rohrabacher Can’t Surf His Way Out This Time.

For the first time in his political career, Dana Rohrabacher is completely fucked.

Paul Ryan Was A Testy Little Prick Today

SOMEBODY'S in a mood today.

Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!

Paul Ryan Loves Devin Nunes And Scratches His Belly And Helps Him Cover Up Trump-Russia

Guess who's got Devin Nunes's back in the witch hunt to destroy FBI/DOJ in order to cover up Trump's crimes? That's right, IT'S PAUL RYAN!

The Year In The Trump-Russia Conspiracy Was Oh Who The Fuck Knows At This Point

LOOK HOW MANY STORIES WE WROTE ABOUT RUSSIA THIS YEAR, OH MY GOD.

James O’Keefe Steps On His Dick (Again). Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 28, 2017

James O'Keefe gets schooled by WaPo, Republicans scramble to pass their tax cuts for the super rich, and Democrats are salivating at their 2018 chances. Your morning news brief.

Two More Women For Moore. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 16, 2017

THE DOSSIER gets spicey, Trump U. is back, and Steve Mnuchin has a cash problem. Your morning news brief.

LOL Michael Flynn Is So Fucked

The Michael Flynn indictment clock is a-tickin'!

Here’s All The Hottest Russia Investigation News, None Of Which Is About Hillary’s Uranium

Sorry, Donald Trump, the grown-ups are talking.

Why The Fuck Did The State Department Just Ban Putin’s Arch-Nemesis From America?

This is the most fucked up thing you'll read today. Until later, probably.