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Your Wonkette comes bearing sad news: Helen Thomas, "White House Crone," died today at age 92 after a long and eventful tour through the halls...

Did you know that it is Let's Pretend George W. Bush Was Teh Awesome Week? No? Neither did we, because we did not get...

Well, here is something totally unexpected: the moron quintet at Fox, The Five, is pretty sure thar be terrorists, or at least terrorist sympathizers,...

Unless you are a cave-dweller or some sort of luddite (in which case it is weird that you broke your anti-technology stance for Wonkette,...

In the wake of that football player shooting his  girlfriend and also an entire human history of widespread violence against women,Fox's Dana Perino has...

INTRO: THE WHO, "WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN" CHYRON: GOP ELECTION OFFICIALS BLOCKED FROM ENTERING POLLING SITES IN PA, JUDGE REINSTATES THEM MURAL OF PRES...

Did you hear that California -- the Golden Dream by the Sea -- is having a wee little problem with its economy? What happened...

Here are just a few reasons why you should move to the Moon as soon as possible: Predictable asshole Scott Walker has threatened to...

Congratulations, America. You've raised an entire generation of worthless junkies who will probably never know the simple pleasures of a corporate 9-5 or wholesome...

How many times has Obama uttered the difficult five-syllable word "unprecedented" during his White House term? According to the Politico's arbitrary (and would-be time-consuming,...

Dim-bulb Dana Perino was doing jello shots at a frat party in 2001, so it's no great surprise she doesn't remember the 9/11 attacks...

Former George Bush Jr. press secretary and current Mark Penn employee (as part of the Microtrend "My Concubines"), Dana Perino, simply does not care...

Former Bush spokesmodels who do not know what the Cuban Missile Crisis was, finding work with reptilian Cheetos-addicted statisticians: it's a Microtrend! Dana Perino...

Here's our first glimpse of icy sex goddess Dana Perino back at her beloved White House perch, only a couple of days after an...

Look everyone, 124-year-old c-list wire reporter Helen Thomas is back in the Front Row of the White House Briefing Room after months of health...

Here's a Fox News clip from today of John McCain's communications director Jill Hazelbaker, a.k.a. "the poor man's Dana Perino." She said that Barack...

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