dana loesch

BATTLE OF WHO COULD CARE LESS  1:59 pm May 23, 2013

Piers Morgan Responds To London Terror Killing By Uninviting Dana Loesch From His Birthday Party

by Doktor Zoom

In a concrete demonstration of what happens when insufferable jerkbag meets irredeemable boor, Dana Loesch and Piers Morgan had themselves a big ol’ Twitter fight Wednesday, the occasion being Loesch’s tweet in response to the decapitation of a British soldier by a pair of terrorists. Dana made a funny joke about why gun control is [...]

MISSOURI COMPROMISED  1:00 pm April 1, 2013

Missouri, We Need To Talk About Jim Hoft

by Stefan BC

It is an Easter Miracle more improbable than the original: Poop lollipop Jim Hoft has the most-read news website in the vacuum of skepticism known as Missouri. Suffice it to say your Wonkette thought Hoft was once again talking out of his ass when he bragged that his fetid outhouse on the net captured more [...]

OUR COLD DEAD HANDS  10:30 am April 1, 2013

Jim Carrey Trolls Fox Angerbears, and Other News From The World Of Guns

by Gary Legum

Greetings, rabble! Welcome to this week’s sad, sad roundup of stupid gun stuff. It is only our fifth entry in this series and already every week feels like an interminable slog through the most depressing and ridiculous and rage-inducing gun-related precincts of the American id. Just this week yr Wonkette brought you these shit-covered piles [...]

EPIC!  1:15 pm March 30, 2013

Dana Loesch Speaks, Remarkably Does Not Shatter All Glass In Thousand-Mile Radius

by Gary Legum

Sometime back in the early 1990s, CNN left its standards at one of Ted Turner’s sheep ranches and has never bothered to so much as send out a couple of interns to bring them back. We can think of no other reason why the network ever employed fetid compost pile Dana Loesch as a commentator [...]

MEGHAN MCCAIN IS NOW OFFICIALLY THE 'KING OF POP'  10:10 am March 28, 2013

Hey When Did That Jerk Start Working There? A Guide To 2013’s Least Important Media Hirings

by Stefan BC

Are you a huge sports fan? Of course not. You are reading Wonkette, which means that you spent gym class defending yourself from a cloud of dodgeballs being thrown in your direction with copies of Mad Magazine and A People’s History to the United States. Well, in between seasons in professional sports, there is this [...]

WE LOVE IT WHEN MOMMY AND DADDY FIGHT  2:18 pm December 24, 2012

Dana Loesch And Ghost Andrew Breitbart’s Wingnut Slap Fight: Which Terrible One Will You Root For?

by snipy

We have an embarrassment of riches this holiday season. First we had the gift of Mike Crapo, abstaining Mormon, going all Drunky McDrunkerson and getting arrested. Today, however, brings us an even greater joy: wingnut fightsies! So far this week is like the best advent calendar ever! So who is fighting? In this corner, wearing [...]

CIRCULAR SHOOTOUT AT THE BIG BREITBART CORRAL  3:00 pm October 24, 2012

Ghost Breitbart’s ‘Happy Cult’ Degenerates Into Sad Mess Of Confusion And Backbiting

by Doktor Zoom

As we all know from the plot of virtually every big Hollywood gangster movie ever made, when there’s a gang of loutish thugs and the head lout is removed, the remaining loutish thugs invariably turn on each other in a frenzy of loutishness and thuggery. This is apparently what is going on at rightwing internet [...]

URGENT MATTERS  3:10 pm June 21, 2012

Right Wing News Ends War On Women With Peaceful List of Hottest Conservative Women in Media

by Liz Colville

The point of women is to stand tall, butt pointing just so (say, eastward), bosom pointing just the opposite so (westward). The point of conservative women in the media is to do this, plus tell conservative men everywhere what they obviously already know, and invented, like that Obama is a Kenyan spy, but which they [...]

JACKPOT  12:15 pm March 8, 2012

Obama Hugs Black Guy

by Jim Newell

Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com This is essentially the top TV clip of the last five years. You’re gonna wanna bookmark it so that one day years down the road, you might tell your fat post-apocalyptic alien grandkids about how the Ghost of Breitbart era of terror began. It allllll started right here, with [...]

IT JUST SLIGHTLY IS  2:40 pm February 20, 2012

Breitbart Shill Wonders: How Is An Ultrasound Different Than Sex?

by Liz Colville

Dana Loesch, an unpleasant creature who works for both CNN and Andrew Breitbart, has stolen the best joke from the world’s worst comedian and delivered it as a non-joke on her radio show, Burping Hour With Dana Loesch. Regarding the whole Virginia pre-abortion, look-at-the-proto-baby-growing-inside-you probing matter, Loesch asks how an unwanted probative ultrasound is different [...]


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