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Not the actual cake that was ordered.

‘Christian’ Baker Says God Told Her Lesbians Aren’t Allowed To Have Birthday Cakes Either

The ranks of Good Christians who refuse to serve gay people are expanding, as an Ohio baker has decided that God won't let her bake a BIRTHDAY cake for a lesbian -- who she looked up on Facebook before cancelling the order.
What? It's a flower is all

Substitute Fired For Saying Georgia O’Keeffe Vaginas Look Like Flowers

A Michigan substitute teacher has been fired for saying the word "vagina" out loud in an art classroom while discussing the imagery of Georgia O'Keeffe's paintings of flowers, under a school policy requiring instructors to get advanced approval for...

2015: The Year Gay Became Mandatory And All The Christians Got Holocausted

If you are a filthy homosexual, 2015 was your year. If you are Kim Davis, or somebody like her, you are not reading this, because you have been martyred for your Sincerely Held Religious Beliefs, so much sadface. Let's look...

Pat Robertson Teaches How To Hate Your Gay Kid Real Good This Thanksgiving

This post originally ran in the Olden Timey Days of just a few weeks ago, but now we think it might be a Thanksgiving tradition! Curl up in your snuggie with your first cocktail of Thanksgiving morning, and learn...
If this was REAL Bible sex advice, it would be about how Lot's daughters drugged and sexed their dad.

How To Sex Your Boner-Killer Hag Of A Wife: A Christian Wonksplainer

Hey, fundamentalist Christian Wonkers, how are you doing? Do you exist? If so, TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY. Instead of writing liberal godlessness at you, we have a nice story about what to do when your Christian wife is...
Thinking face.

Pat Robertson Teaches How To Hate Your Gay Kid Real Good This Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is such a nice time! (Unless you hate it.) You get to see your family, or whatever family you've created for yourself, and they shove eleventy thousand pounds of food in your face and then you take a...
Bloody peasant!

Hey Dumbass! Prosecution Is Not Persecution: A Wonksplainer

There’s been a lot of yammering this week about a certain Kentucky lady who has been “air quotes” “persecuted” for her beliefs that Teh Gays can suck it, and not in the Dan Savage GGG way. But while she...
HELP, JESUS!

Wingnuts Very Upset That Gay Jihadists Just Did 9/11 To America

When news broke that the Supreme Court had forcibly crammed gay marriage down the throatholes of every God-fearing American, our first instinct (AFTER CRYING) was go check Bryan Fischer's Twitter-Twatter page. And he had said nothing! "WAKE UP, BRYAN...
Haha bros, sorry you dressed up as a gay stereotype and stuff.

Clever Gay-Hating Bigot Children Hang Nooses, Offer To Lynch Gay Kids. For Jesus.

Students at McGuffey High School in Claysville, Pennsylvania -- not far from Pittsburgh, but far enough away that they are in the "Alabama" section of the state -- have had it with having to live in a world where...
That's Why I Love Mankind

How Much Money Will God And Liberals Send To Maine Family Planning Group?

Looks like the Culture Wars have spilled over from food fights to competing claims of divine intervention in fundraising campaigns. With the Great Indiana Gay Pizza Crisis (please give generously) finally at an end -- or at least the...

Handsome Joe Biden Knows How Stupid Ben Carson’s Gay Prison Comments Were, Jesus, God!

Do you all remember last week, when Republican Presidential (Hilariously) Hopeful Ben Carson said that we know that gayness is a choice, due to all these dudes go to prison, and they end up doing Guy Sex while they're...
Huckabee preparing to hold a shotgun to the head of a black American.

Mike Huckabee: Doing The Gay Is Just Like Swearing, Having a Beer

Dear practitioners of homogay buttsechs, Mike Huckabee -- former Arkansas governor, Baptist minister, once and future failed presidential candidate, once and future Fox News host, Ted Nugent’s buddy (which does not at all make him a big ol’ hypocrite, no...
Rock Me Sexxy Jesus!

Christian Swingers Will Make You Come (To Jesus)

From Dan Savage (who is apparently too good to drink with us in Seattle -- more on that soon), comes this disturbing video of people who are using their affinity for swinging to spread the Word of the Lord....
Not the REAL Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman Is Your For Real Based On A True Story Feminist Superhero

We got us some teevee news, some how-we-can-save-the-planet-for-free-with-SCIENCE! news, all kinds of feminism up in here (#RIPpatriarchy) ... plus bacon. Our little sister site Happy Nice Time People talks about chicks in the teevee bidness: Looking at primetime broadcast television, a record percentage...
UNSEE, UNSEE!

Rush Limbaugh: Men See, They Conquer, They Come

Prepare to push your twin beds together, Mr. and Mrs. John Q. Public, because Rush Limbaugh is here to give you some completely unsolicited sexxx tips on how to be sexxxy! Rush (and presumably the three former Mrs. Limbaughs) knows a...
Too soon, Napa?

Tragedy Strikes Really Good Wine, Evolutionary Misfits, And Other News You Can Maybe Use

At least it's Friday! (Sorry, that was mean. Let's try it again.) At least it's -- nah, screw it. It is Monday. We'll just have to soldier on. Somehow. In case you missed it, there was a semi-decent-sized earthquake in...