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Stupidest Man in the World Jim Hoft and Stupidest Guest-Blogger in the World Kristinn Taylor have done their part to help Americans concerned about...

Big excitement at Woodrow Wilson High School in Dallas, where a fetus was found in a women's restroom Friday, leading to approximately five million...

Yet another sovereign citizen has utterly failed to get anyone to follow him into battle against the oppressive government forces that must be overthrown...

A group of Constitution-loving patriots from Come And Take It Dallas -- not the more familiar Open Carry Texas -- gathered in Dallas's Dealey...

Wonkers, someone has a sad, and it is Rick Perry. Why is he sad? Cause HE AIN'T GOT NO ICE CREAM. (We believe the credit...

The Republican National Committee is busy narrowing down the list of potential host cities for its 2016 convention. Last week the list dropped by...

It's Friday afternoon. You're either immersed in the Olympics or avoiding the Olympics or drunk already or a combo of the two. Why not...

Hi-diddly-ho, Wonkerinos, and welcome to another installment of Derp Roundup, the feature where we scrape up a bunch of stories that were too stoopid...

Here's some exciting video of Alex Jones basically not understanding how a bullhorn works, screaming a the top of his lungs into an amplification...

Hi, Wonkaloonies! Yr Doktor Zoom really enjoyed "sleeping in" this week! But we are back from vacation now, and ready for another Derp Roundup,...

Shemane Nugent, wife of NRA Board Member Ted Nugent, is the very model of a responsible gun owner. Which probably explains why she was...

Just kidding, no we didn't. We saw Dallas from our Aunt Annie's house, because of how she lives there. And we saw ... some...

As if losing elections for the U.S. Senate and the presidency weren't enough, Rick Santorum now looks forward to driving a movie studio into...

YOU CAN'T. YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE. Well, we are finally updatin' atcha with pictures from our Madison, Wisconsin, party, which must...

Attention Wonklahomans! The 2013 Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is on its exciting "Homeward Bound: The Quickening" leg (also known...

Hey, Wonkansanites! The 2013 Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is thundering into your fine state like... like... like two road-ragey...

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