Tag: dallas

Hey, All Y’all Who Whine That ‘All Lives Matter’: Tell It To This Little Black Girl

Nine-year-old Zianna Oliphant spoke unforgettable words to the Charlotte City Council. Will people listen?

Glenn Beck Says ‘Black Lives Matter,’ Because Obviously WAIT UP, GLENN BECK SAID WHAT???

Glenn Beck correct about a thing, STOP THE PRESSES.

How Will Barack Obama’s Thoughtful Eulogy For Dallas Cops Outrage Wingnuts? Watch And Guess!

President Obama will deliver a eulogy Tuesday for Americans murdered in a mass shooting. He's had too much practice at this.
Axe Cop is not racist. But he is scary, and will chop off your head.

Worst Cop Ever Threatens Tiny Black Girl On Facebook To Teach Dallas Mom A Lesson

A Kansas police officer was fired after sending a death threat on Facebook to a black woman in Dallas, because that is the internet, isn't it?
Let's be hairful out there

Poor Donald Trump Wasn’t Allowed To Cosplay Like He Was A Cop At NYPD

Donald Trump really wanted to address a roll call at an NYPD precinct the day after the Dallas killings, and then maybe sit in a squad car and make the siren go.

Deleted Comments Of The Week: You Sheeple Represent What Is Sad About America

We heard from the Usual Gang of Idiots this week, but sadly, not a one of them is smart enough to work for MAD magazine.
It can't be reasoned with It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Dallas Probably Doesn’t Signal Rise Of Police Death Robots. At Least Not Yet. Probably.

The Dallas Police Department's use of a robot to kill the suspect in Thursday's shootings of police raises questions about the next phase in policing technology. We're sure it will be used responsibly, you bet.

Daily Caller And RedState Post Thoughtful Reactions To Dallas Police Shootings, Wait What?

The editor of National Review Online also had something decent to say!
Once a scumbag, always a scumbag.

Deadbeat Racist Former Congressman Joe Walsh Has Always Been At War With Human Decency

Trigger warning for JESUS IS THIS GUY FUCKING RACIST.

Donald Trump’s Dallas Statement Full Of Ennui Over Racial Tensions He Actively Incited

He's sending thoughts and prayers though!

Five Dallas Cops Killed By Sniper Who Wanted Race War. Joe Walsh Says He’s IN!

Gunmen fired on Dallas police Thursday night following a protest march, killing five and wounding seven.
Careful photo-analysis shows Rafael Cruz on congas

Perfectly Sane ‘Researcher’ Just Asking If Ted Cruz’s Jerk Daddy Killed Kennedy (Yes)

We can think of about nine bajillion reasons Ted Cruz shouldn't be president, but here's one we hadn't considered: Maybe his dry-drunk daddy was part of a CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy!!! The shocking conspiracy theory comes...
Jane, you igneous slut

Deleted Comments: Demacrats Want To Turn America Into 1944 Socialist Berlin!

Our deleted comments bag is full of the usual colorful array of comments from lackwits, poltroons, and twaddlemongers this week, plus a rare treat: an actual hate email to Yr Editrix, which we'll give pride of place by running...

White Idiots With Guns Meet Black Panthers With Guns, Retreat And Declare Perfect Victory

Back in November we told you about the brave Real Americans with Guns who kept Texas from being overrun by Sharia Law through the simple act of hanging around outside a mosque, holding guns, so that nobody in the...
I am the thing American Idiots are afraid of.

Syria To Invade Texas This Week, Bye Texas!

Oh, Texas, it was super nice knowing you and letting you be one of our U.S. American states, but there's an invasion coming, and we don't feel like lifting a solitary finger to save you right now, because you...