The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!
Nine-year-old Zianna Oliphant spoke unforgettable words to the Charlotte City Council. Will people listen?
Glenn Beck correct about a thing, STOP THE PRESSES.
President Obama will deliver a eulogy Tuesday for Americans murdered in a mass shooting. He's had too much practice at this.
Shame on you, President Obama. Shame!
A Kansas police officer was fired after sending a death threat on Facebook to a black woman in Dallas, because that is the internet, isn't it?
Donald Trump really wanted to address a roll call at an NYPD precinct the day after the Dallas killings, and then maybe sit in a squad car and make the siren go.
We heard from the Usual Gang of Idiots this week, but sadly, not a one of them is smart enough to work for MAD magazine.
The Dallas Police Department's use of a robot to kill the suspect in Thursday's shootings of police raises questions about the next phase in policing technology. We're sure it will be used responsibly, you bet.
The editor of National Review Online also had something decent to say!
Trigger warning for JESUS IS THIS GUY FUCKING RACIST.
He's sending thoughts and prayers though!
Gunmen fired on Dallas police Thursday night following a protest march, killing five and wounding seven.
We can think of about nine bajillion reasons Ted Cruz shouldn't be president, but here's one we hadn't considered: Maybe his dry-drunk daddy was part of a CIA plot to assassinate John F. Kennedy!!! The shocking conspiracy theory comes...
Our deleted comments bag is full of the usual colorful array of comments from lackwits, poltroons, and twaddlemongers this week, plus a rare treat: an actual hate email to Yr Editrix, which we'll give pride of place by running...