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McCain Will Be President Because His Current Wife Runs Beer/Nascar Industry

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

King of BeardsHere is John McCain, dressed in a Budweiser-NASCAR costume, with his $100-million-dollar wife, who owns Budweiser, and NASCAR hero and Iraq War promoter Dale Earnhardt (Junior), the president of the Confederacy. MORE »