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Sexist CNN Dog Attacks Wonkette

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Last night, Wonkette videographer Liz Glover stole someone’s CNN Grill credential and gained entry into this mysterious hub of vapidity, where she found a cute doggy sleeping through Sarah Palin’s “stemwinder” of a wingnut rant. Then she tried to interview The Daily Show’s John Oliver, but he rejected her — he already had a make-out date scheduled with Dana Milbank in the Grill’s unisex bathroom. And then the sleeping dog awakens and attacks Liz Glover. No one helps for like a minute! CNN is corrupt with blood money. [YouTube]


Bitter Old White Barbara Walters vs. Barack Obama

Thursday, June 5th, 2008


Barbara Walters is so senile that she can’t remember hosting her ladies teevee show, The View, with Barack Obama. [Comedy Central]


John McCain Staggers Through Another Daily Show Appearance

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Barack Obama On The Daily Show

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Here is your Barack Obama in the second, less boring part of his Daily Show appearance last night. The part at the end where he says “I’m calling to find out if you’re happy with your cell phone service” in stentorian, inspiring tones will have all you Obama nuts screaming Yes yes I love Verizon while the rest of us wonder if we’ve been been had by old Hopey. MORE »


Monday, February 25th, 2008

THEY’RE ALL IN ON THE OBAMA SMEAR! Teevee’s Jon Stewart hosted the Oscar(TM) Teevee/Movie Awards last night, and he mentioned that Barry Hussein Obama’s middle name is “Hussein” while also noting how “Obama” rhymes with “Osama.” It was just a fun joke, of course! [Tabloid Baby]


Striking Comedy Writers Come Begging Favors From Washington

Friday, January 25th, 2008

A group of New York City communist writers came to Washington the other day, looking for a handout and complaining about capitalism, as usual. The “limousine liberals” from teevee’s Comedy Central want the government to crush free enterprise and “help workers.” We asked Daily Show writer and striking laborist Jason Ross to tell us exactly what happened on Capitol Hill. MORE »


Andrew Sullivan’s War On TV Writers

Friday, January 4th, 2008

New episodes of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show and The Colbert Report will start airing on Monday without the help of their starving writers, but plenty of writerly guests are lining up to promote themselves on the teevee shows. First up for Colbert: Andrew Sullivan, who may try to explain just what was going on in this creepy Iowa fantasy he posted yesterday. MORE »


Rumors On The Internets: Do You SOTU?

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

* SOTU bingo is just like our drinking game, but without the fun. [Democrats.org]
* Everybody and their senator is liveblogging tonight. [The Swamp]
* If Hillary tries to take the microphone from Jim Webb after SOTU, he’ll show her what he was like before he started dabbling in pacifism. [Political Insider]
* Fox’s new The Daily Show imitator is exactly like The Daily Show — when Craig Kilborn hosted. [Radar]
* Michael Fumento is such a delusional cretin that even right-wing bloggers hate his guts. [Winds of Change]
* Sexy German protesters for hire are decidedly more appealing than DC’s standard hippie-dipshit volunteer version. [BBC]


Jon Stewart To Maybe Help WaPo’s Web Demographics

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

The big breaking news over at WashingtonPost.com is that Jon Stewart may contribute something or other to the website in 2008. Clips from The Daily Show? “Re-purposed” stuff from the Comedy Central blog? A groundbreaking synergy-building combination of the two? MORE »


Rahm Emanuel: Ha Ha, Hillary’s a Lesbian

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

The congressman from Illinois is making powerful friends wherever he goes. During a Monday night Daily Show appearance, the DCCC wizard was doing the usual “Bush sucks” routine and made a reference to FDR. MORE »