It’s December, 2007 all over again! Out of nowhere come the Paultards, today, wanting more War. MORE »

The Daily Paul has WON THE AFTERNOON with this post, from yesterday, about how Donald Rumsfeld tried to make the 1976 Swine Flu an issue — INVENTED IT? — to win his boss, Gerald Ford, the presidency. MORE »

The Paultards, as you can see, are going to post “Liberty articles” to “the entrance to Congress” because “grant” asked them to. Grant has written some Declaration that divides the U.S. into land patents; whatever, we don’t know, and now we will copy-paste five arbitrarily comical paragraphs from it after the jump, because the fucker is burdensome. MORE »

The Paultards were in some kinda spambot tizzy late last week over Fox News not inviting Ron Paul to its Jan. 6 New Hampshire forum — just as “John Swallow” had predicted. This snubbing was confirmed over the weekend, and sweet Paultardenburg, do we owe Fox News a rare hat tip! It’s so funny because Ron Paul is polling like 4th or 5th in New Hampshire (he might even beat 9/11!) and should by all means have been invited. But he wasn’t! hahahahhahahahaha! God that’s good. I think I’ll maybe have another laugh at that: hahahahhhaaaaahhhahhahahahaha! GO RON hahhaa PAUL hahahahahah 2008! [Ron Paul 2008]

It’s based on this sentence in a morning AP report about the new Jan. 6 Fox News Presidential Forum for Republicans: “Participating in the forum will be Rudy Giuliani, Mike Huckabee, John McCain, Mitt Romney and Fred Thompson.” Any batshit crazy candidates missing from that roster? Mmhmm. The Paultards are livid, so livid that it seems the official campaign is trying to shut them up via Daily Paul. Good motherfucking luck. MORE »