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Mob Leaders Discussed Whacking 9/11

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

i dare you to nuke me, syriaTestimony at an ex-FBI agent’s trial in Brooklyn yesterday revealed that in 1986, the heads of the New York’s five Mafia families debated whacking Rudy Giuliani, then a federal prosecutor. Instead they killed Sonny Corleone, which sucks in retrospect — we could’ve had motherfucking Jimmy Caan running for president, too. MORE »


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Bush-Cheney Not Sending Each Other Flowers Anymore

Tuesday, November 8th, 2005

Not As Close As They Used To BeDick and W: Can this marriage be saved? “The relationship is not what it was,” says a Daily News source. “There has been some distance for some time.” Separate beds, maybe? “Cheney is wounded by this,” they say. He’s not making dinner any more. He always has a headache: “The private side of the relationship is not to the degree it used to be.” What’s more, there’s a “void that needs to be filled.” I thought they were against void filling. MORE »