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Glenn Beck Wants His Tax Dollar Back Because Terrorism
Glenn Beck — the man who is too crazy even for Fox News, and also can spell real good — is determined to get to the bottom of how the Boston marathon bombing is somehow Obama’s fault because that’s how much he loves America. In April, he explained how the Saudi guy did it, and [...]
Wonkette’s New Best Friend Daily Mail Tempts Us With Scintillating Saudi Secrets About The Boston Bomber
We do not usually read things from the UK because we are Mericans, but lately we have enjoyed the prose stylings of the Daily Mail. They’ve given us articles about how nonsense Boston bomber rumors are not true, but it would be interesting and HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS if they were, hmmmmmm? Britain’s own New York Post [...]
Human Rights Hero Sues Sexist Gym Because Of Ladies-Only Yoga Classes
In yet another example of How Men Are Oppressed In These Difficult Times, Limey nutsack Peter Lloyd wrote a thing in the Daily Mail recently explaining that he is suing his gym because they have a certain number of hours for women only. It’s a shocking infringement of his Right To See Ladies In Spandex, [...]
Daily Mail Totally Jelly Of New York Post’s Boston Bombing Coverage
Oh Daily Mail, you guys are so awesome at journalism. (All y’all will want to read all the way to the end, to mark the exact moment when the Daily Mail received all the Pulitzers, even retroactively.) Zubeidat and her husband Anzor Tsarnaev have claimed that their oldest son received a call from the FBI [...]
REVEALED: Homophobic Hag Who Attacked Gauguin’s Topless Ladies
The lunatic who attacked the Paul Gauguin masterpiece “Two Tahitian Women” screamed about her hatred of lesbians as she impotently pounded on the clear plastic cover protecting the post-impressionist portrait of a pair of topless Maori gals. The suspect, 53-year-old Susan Burns, screamed “This is very homosexual!” as she attacked the painting on exhibit at [...]
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