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As Daily Kos and other have pointed out, Bush’s hat tip to local culture in Mongolia — drinking fermented yak’s milk — means that the poor guy is drinking. “Again.” The sad thing about Bush resorting to drinking yak’s milk isn’t that it’s yak’s milk, it’s that it’s only 3% alcohol. Look, we’ve gone all Kitty Dukakis at times as well but if you’re going to sink, make it count. Hairspray, paint thinner… as a friend told us, “Dude, I’ve drank NyQuil when there was nothing else in the house. Actually, it blends pretty well with grapefruit juice.” Surprisingly, so does yak’s milk. MORE »

• Daily Kos poster, LGF commenters form suicide call help line. How-to line, maybe. [Mr. Snitch]
• m4m, must be over 18, willing to travel, kill people. [NYPost]
• We are pleased to report that Benton M Wilmoth IV still makes the shittiest money in the White House. [Froomkin]
• Roy Moore hoping to make Alabama safe for 5000 pound religious sculpture. [WP, The Atlantic]
• The Iraq war is not going so well, according to both Jon Stewart and, uhm, Andy Rooney. [C&L, CBS] MORE »

• Conspiracy theories that would bore Michael Moore.
• Jokes that have to be explained to anyone not already reading Daily Kos.
• Photoshop pranks that make the obvious literal.
• Offers for S0ft taabb v1ali$. Contradiction in terms, no?

• “Number of days until Markos ‘Screw Them’ Moulitsas Zuniga unveils his top secret plan to destroy the Democratic Leadership Council: 12.” (Yes, we’re ashamed to find this hilarious.) [LGF]
• College Republicans sing Nazi war songs. Like you’re surprised. [Truth Caucus]
• “EU ban sparks bra fears.” On the part of . . . ? [The Sun]
• “She’s a single, unmarried woman over 50 years old. That means the press will be able to successfully portray her as either a lesbian, a weirdo, or a lesbian weirdo. Americans will not vote for a lesbian President and they’re not too fond of weirdos either.” We’ll let you guess who “she” is. (Hint: NOT Hillary.) [RWN]
• This whole podcast thing has gotten out of hand. [Crawford's List]