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A Tax Day Celebration Of War Profiteers And The Citizens Who Hate Them

Today is Tax Day, which means a lot of liberals JUST LIKE YOU get to whine about how they are involuntarily funding the War when what they really hate is paying taxes, just like “ordinary Americans.” Join us in our tour of Daily Kos commenters yodelling like Libertarians about how much, and why, they hate taxes. Read more on A Tax Day Celebration Of War Profiteers And The Citizens Who Hate Them…
 

Pro-Clinton Bloggers Boycott Liberal Internet

The Liberal Internet is exploding with war, famine, and dueling factions of anonymous diarists who type different words about politics. The pro-Clinton diarists at Daily Kos, the famous Netroots blog, launched an Internet Boycott Strike over the weekend, citing the “double standards, the distortions, the hateful, irrational, personal attacks, and the lies about Hillary and her long and distinguished record of public service” at Daily Kos. This is the most Internetty thing to ever happen, and it is appropriately taking place at the scariest website ever. [Daily Kos] Read more on Pro-Clinton Bloggers Boycott Liberal Internet…
 

Hillary’s New Ad Features Dark Tones, She Is Horrible Racist

Did you know this new Clinton ad proves algebraically that Hillary Clinton is a racist? Neither did we, until we read the liberal Internet this morning! One of those insightful cinematography experts at Daily Kos noticed that Obama appears to be even blacker than usual in Clinton’s new ad. Is that even possible? Nothing is impossible when BILLARY DOWNHILLARY HITLERY ROD-SHAM CLINTON’s 60-year-old plan to win the Democratic nomination is at stake, the blogs say. Read more on Hillary’s New Ad Features Dark Tones, She Is Horrible Racist…
 

Live Nevada Coverage From An Empty Press Warehouse

Hooray, we’re here. There are about 500 people protesting for health care outside, and otherwise the Cashman Center is pretty much abandoned. Also, Wonkette’s filing desk is NEXT TO DAILY KOS AND HUFFINGTON POST AND MAYBE AOL … THIS WON’T STAND. We are going to look for some conservatives to sit by, because they’ll likely have much better jokes about the Democrats. Also, better cocaine. Back later; we are parked illegally and the Secret Service is kind of giving weird looks to our dirty old Beetle. Read more on Live Nevada Coverage From An Empty Press Warehouse…
 

THOSE CRAZY KOS KIDS: If you are a Michigan voter, and you like the Daily Kos website, you are supposed to vote for Mitt Romney in the GOP Michigan Primary, for some reason. [FoxNews] Read more on …
 

Oh Yeah, The Thing About Ron Paul Being Racist

We were going to write about it, then I forgot to, then we got distracted with that lady getting killed in Pakistan. Anyway, here it is: Some unfuckwithable, damn-near-empirical evidence that Ron Paul is a racist. The Kos commenters have taken a liking to the term “Paultards” it seems, except they frequently spell it “PaulTards.” Please, someone go correct them. [Daily Kos] Read more on Oh Yeah, The Thing About Ron Paul Being Racist…
 

Wingnuts Dub Wonkette Fourth Most Overrated Political Blog! Yay!

Trusted Internet political bastion Right Wing News held its 6th annual Conservative Blog awards, and your Wonkette is a winner! Well, at least we placed. In the “Most Overrated Blog” category, Wonkette tied with frienemy Redstate and something called Power Line for fourth place. Fourth place, of course, is the new first place, so huzzah for our internets! The traditional first place for overratedness went to Daily Kos, followed by Instapundit and Hot Air. Clearly these awards are definitive, because Hot Air also won the top spot in “Best Blog Overall.” Go team go! [RWN] Read more on Wingnuts Dub Wonkette Fourth Most Overrated Political Blog! Yay!…
 

“Web pundits like Markos Moulitsas of the Daily Kos and Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo score high likability ratings with certain population segments, but their awareness numbers, which are more important than appeal, E-Poll notes, are barely on the radar screen. The same is largely true of elite newspaper columnists like Thomas Friedman, Maureen Dowd, Robert Novak, E.J. Dionne and Holman Jenkins.” [Forbes] Read more on …
 

Fox News Viewers Don’t Like the Daily Kos

Teevee host Bill O’Reilly told his viewers to check out this new thing called the Internets, which apparently harbor insurgents who think Bill O’Reilly’s a cunt. Next thing you know, the Daily Kos libtard website was getting all kinds of hilarious e-mail like this: Read more on Fox News Viewers Don’t Like the Daily Kos…
 

Barry Hussein Obama Getting Some On the Side?

It’s fun watching the political sites destroy all their candidates before the primaries. Here’s a headline from popular libtard site the “Daily” Kos, proving that Barry Hussein Obama was mostly plotting 90-minute sessions with free-lance girls from Georgetown. Read more on Barry Hussein Obama Getting Some On the Side?…
 

OMFG Wonkette Wins the Bloggie!

Right now in Austin, millions are celebrating the announcement of the 2007 Bloggie Award Winners. And guess who won the Best Political Weblog? That’s right, your beloved Wonkette! As we predicted, fans of conservative and liberal blogs totally canceled each other out, leaving Wonkette with the honorable honor. Read more on OMFG Wonkette Wins the Bloggie!…
 

Rumors On The Internets: Too Bad Dick Cheney Didn’t Get Blowed Up The Other Day

* Bill Clinton might have called hookers “just to talk,” but he never inhaled, or finished himself off, or, whatever. [Shenanigans] * Joe Biden tells a gym full of high school kids about all the countries he can’t wait to start bombing. [PrezVid] * Bill Kristol does a blawg about how HuffPo commenters hate America because they wish Dick Cheney was dead. Great start, Bill! [Worldwide Standard] * George Pataki considers whether to waste his time running for president. [Hotline on Call] * Kos nerds spend most of their time talking about Bush and Lieberman — glad we stopped reading that site two years ago. [MyDD] * He’s not in office anymore, but we know you still hate him — Rick Santorum goes journo. [TAPPED] * Bill O’Reilly: “the clown that no one laughs at, they all just wish he’d die.” [ePluribus] Read more on Rumors On The Internets: Too Bad Dick Cheney Didn’t Get Blowed Up The Other Day…
 

CNN Doesn’t Care About Black People

The Aryan Conspiracy against America’s first half-black president continues, as proven by this actual CNN screen capture. Also, we’re supposed to believe anybody at CNN cares about “Obama bin Laden” in 2007. Not even Bush pretends to act like Bin Laden is a big scary bogeyman these days! Read more on CNN Doesn’t Care About Black People…
 

NRA Comic Is Heinous Hoax & Then Magically Real Again

While we were enjoying whatever people enjoy over the long War On Christmas weekend, that secret NRA graphic novel we discovered was causing all sorts of ruckus. A bunch of dull morons over at the Daily Kos spent a lonesome day “proving” how we magically created all this beautifully frightening artwork because “Wonkette: Liar” (seriously, that was their headline). Smarter people over at a California concealed-weapon-permit site had more interesting things to say, but concluded the NRA comic was a hoax not by Wonkette but by a literary website we’ve never heard of — that theory lasted long enough to make it to Boing Boing, while CBS News producers desperately sought comment from Wonkette editors … in the comments. More crap, after the jump. Read more on NRA Comic Is Heinous Hoax & Then Magically Real Again…
 

Sellout Political Bloggers Make Big Bucks

If you write fawning crap about politicians on your blog, apparently those politicians will give you huge piles of money to “keep up the good work.” Who knew? This one dude who posts on liberal sites got $180,000 for blogging about Sherrod Brown and Mark Warner. Another dude got $21,000 from Ned Lamont for two months of blogging. Read more on Sellout Political Bloggers Make Big Bucks…