Tag: daily kos

Has This Democratic Primary Killed You Yet? No? LET’S ALL YELL SOME MORE! A DEBATE LIVEBLOG!

Guys! GUYS! ARE YOU SO ANGRY AT YOUR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WHO ONLY AGREE WITH YOU ON 95 PERCENT OF THE THINGS? ARE YOU READY TO TELL EVERYBODY THEY ARE CROOKS FOR LIKING THAT WHORALLY CLINTON? Can you not...

Nice Time: Liz Warren And Ed Markey Being Total Hippies Again

Oh. My. God. Libruls are TEH WORST! Damn hippies always seeking to create policy that benefits ‘the poors,’ when we all know that John Calvin, Wordy Shipmates, Shining City on a Hill, America, fuck yeah. Who are the heretics...

Hey How Is It Going In Our Quest To Buy An Entire Person? An Update!

Last week or something, we asked you, the faithful Wonkvillein, to help us buy an entire person in the form and shape of Doktor Zoom. And many of you immediately started sending us money -- so much and so...

Liberal Fascists Strip Pulitzer Nominations From World’s Greatest Pundit Jonah Goldberg

Rend your clothes, tear your hair, and weep weep for Doughy Pantload, as Liberal Fascists have ripped his two Pulitzer Prize nominations from his cold dead hands. Wait, Jonah Goldberg was nominated twice for the Pulitzer Prize? No, and...

Rumor Thing Accuses John Boehner of Boning Lobbyist

It appears that a rumor about John Boehner having an affair with a lobbyist is forming out of thin air after some Daily Kos guy said it was a rumor, so now it is a rumor. The New York...

Joe Scarborough Is a Little Bit Sensitive About Being a Murderer

It’s true, after continuously invading, and abusing their countries, Muslim folk should lay down their prayer (pilates) mats and pray towards AMERICA. In an unparalleled tragedy for the cable news world, Mr. Kos of the screechy moonbat site Daily...

Wonkette’s Triumphant SXSW Panel

Your editor showed up at the Austin Convention Center well in advance of her panel and spent many fruitless minutes finding the registration booth, getting checked in, and assuring the registration people that she was not some impostor "Sarah...

Hire Me Obi-Wan Obama, You Are My Only Hope

It was only a matter of time before liberal blog The Daily Kos switched from documenting Obama's campaign and election to begging him for jobs. Kos blogger "mjgl" ("liberal" in Klingon) wants the new President to know that "mjgl"...

Wonkette Commenter Leads ‘Angry Left’ Reaction To Rick Warren

Apparently your Wonkette was depicted this way on Anderson Cooper's show last night, as part of the "angry left" along with Daily Kos and, uh, the Washington Post. Really? We've always thought of ourselves as WARBLOGGERS. The pull quote...

OH RIGHT, SHE WAS PREGNANT OR SOMETHING: Hey remember Sarah Palin's daughter, Bristol, and how she got herself pregnant to distract attention from a DailyKos diarist-generated scandal about Trig actually being Bristol's secret "other" baby which led Andrew Sullivan...

House Republicans Just Begging To Be Beaten By Liberal Website

There's an exciting new trend in these Final Days of the campaign: Some far-right wingnut congressperson goes crazy on the teevee or at one of these Palin Smackdown Trailer-Park Freakouts, and the Daily Kos site declares Financial War on...

The Last Debate, In 90 Seconds!

Thanks to Jed Report/DailyKos for suffering through this long enough to make the awful clip you see today.

Begun This Political Blog War Over Dungeons & Dragons Has

Michael Goldfarb is starting a war, on the Internet! Do you know who Michael Goldfarb is? He's this cocksucker who recently took a leave of absence from Bill Kristol's Weekly Standard, where he was online editor, in order to...

Al Franken Is Insane

Good sweet Jesus God: "Al Franken draws a perfect map of the United States from memory while taking questions at a fundraiser." Kos is more right than he thinks when he calls it "perfect," in fact. Kentucky looks like...

BREAKING: Kos isn't funny.

Ha Ha, Hillary Is A Republican