After last weekend’s Collin Finnerty debacle (yes, we are taking full responsibility for the little prick’s assault conviction), we’re kicking ourselves for not catching this: the judge who cited us in court is the father of Daily Candy’s DC editor. Blogger Brunch Bird, with the assist: MORE »

Pity the poor Daily Candy! Washington DC can’t quite figure out what to do with it, and they can’t quite figure out Washington DC — as evidenced in today’s perky missive, which directs subscribers to a survey (please please please say you buy 10+ beauty products monthy, they whisper). Alas, even in their attempt to learn the very old fashioned way just who the hell their audience is, they show that, perhaps, it may be a lost cause:

C’mon, ladies. We don’t go to your house and mispronounce “Houston Street,” do we? MORE »

• Okay, hypothetically, if someone were going to blow up a Metro station. . . . [DCeiver]
• A bad month for DC bars: Forget Cap Lounge, Stoney’s is closing. [WP]
• Butterstick by any other name. [BBBS]
• Oh, dear: “You persuasive lobbyists. You got yourself some slick new magazines. New bench nominees. Even a new Barneys. Okay, okay. We hear you: The District is the place to be.” Or, uhm, Leesburg is. [Daily Candy via RRR]