Tag: daily caller

CNN Destroys Racist Internet Dork’s Life, By Not Doxxing Him

Goddammit the internet is stupid sometimes.

Tucker Carlson Running Actual Scam Charitable Foundation, Unlike Hill…OH, FFS!

Is there anything the Republicans accused Hillary of that they aren't doing themselves? NOPE.

Trump Tries To Burn This Mother Down. Wonkagenda For Fri., June 2, 2017

Trump tried to drop Russian sanctions, President Kushner can't get his story straight, and Not America is pissed about the Paris accords. Your morning news brief!

Daily Caller Axes White Nationalist They Hired To Do Journalism On White Nationalists

Jason Kessler is the new normal for sites like The Daily Caller.

Mueller … Mueller … Your Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 18, 2017

Robert Mueller get all up in Trump's business, Mike Flynn drops a felony in the Oval Office, and Roger Ailes died. Huh. Your morning news brief!

Grifty Rep. Duncan Hunter Having John Ashcroft Boob-Draping Moment

Say, you know WHO ELSE tore down 'degenerate art?'

Tucker Carlson Promoted At Fox News For Being World’s Worst Human

Failing upward, that is what this is called.
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' -- Douglas Adams

2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms!

2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism.

Glenn Beck Says ‘Black Lives Matter,’ Because Obviously WAIT UP, GLENN BECK SAID WHAT???

Glenn Beck correct about a thing, STOP THE PRESSES.

Michael Jordan Would Like To Have A Word With You People About Police Violence

Michael Jordan is a very big superstar important person! Will this help change the conversation?

Newt Gingrich Knows What’s Good For The Blacks, And It’s Not Icky Black President Obama

Remember when Newt Gingrich said something sensitive about the black experience in America? He's done doing that now.

It’s Your Last Weekly Top Ten Before Donald Trump Devours The GOP Convention Whole!

Hi, Wonkers! It is time for your top ten funsies post, because it is the weekend and you DESERVE IT. We are on our way to the GOP convention, so we are writing this in the driver's seat of...
Typical.

Secret Muslim Barack Obama’s New House Is Near A Mosque, And The Daily Caller Is ON IT

Maybe Kenyan Muslim Marxist Gay Obama wants to live 1,096 feet from a mosque so he can hop, skip and jump to prayers WITH HIS PEOPLE!

Your New Hottest Exotic European Mayor Is Sexxxiest Guy Named ‘Carl’ Ever To Live

Say goodbye to Justin Trudeau and that man-king of Reykjavik, there's a new hotty mctotty lord mayor in town! Or we guess you could invite them all over, together, for a 'cuppa cuppa' burning love!

A Children’s Treasury Of Wingnut Reactions To Harriet Tubman On The $20 Bill

Wingnut America is rather torn on how to react to Wednesday's news that Harriet Tubman will be replacing Andrew Jackson on the front of the $20 bill. The most openly racist nutbags, like the nice volks at the Daily...

Barack Obama Is A Puppet Of The Cuban Dictatorship, LITERALLY

Hey, did you hear that our president, the great Kenyo-nesian dictator Barack Of Obama, took his whole family to Cuba, thus destroying America and making Jesus sad? It happened! Tuesday morning, President Obama will give what is being billed as a...