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Posts Tagged ‘daily briefing department’

BUSH

Stories That Really Shouldn’t Be

Friday, December 21st, 2007
  • Every Republican agrees with every other one, and other signs the Rapture is upon us. [New York Times]
  • Some like Huck while others dislike him. [Washington Post]
  • Tom Coburn likes to fuck shit up for everybody. [Wall Street Journal]
  • Walnuts may be suggesting that Drudge is lacking in the integrity department. [Politico]
  • The President made a decision and is happy with the decision that he made. [Washington Post]
  • What’s the one thing op-ed columnists love to write about more than Barry and Hillary? Each other! [New York Times]
  • Were Democrats “stymied by a steadfast President” this year, or are they just a bunch of pussies? [LAT]
  • Someone’s going to have to hang around the Senate floor over break to make sure the Decider doesn’t decide something retarded. [Roll Call]

BARACK OBAMA

The EPA Is On It

Thursday, December 20th, 2007
  • Hey California and other states that care about the environment: Fuck you! [NY Times]

  • So instead of rebuilding the military to face “21st century threats” or whatever, how about we just like keep it the same as it’s been for 60 years? [NY Times]
  • We can’t wait until voting starts so that maybe articles like this will actually have some information in them. [Washington Post]
  • Tom Tancredo, you will live on in our hearts. [Washington Post]
  • Obama don’t give a fuck about you. [Politico]
  • Instead of trying not to losing the “women’s vote” the GOP should maybe focus on not losing “everybody’s vote”. Just saying. [The
    Hill
    ]