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Meghan McCain Writes Least Insightful Column About #OWS In History

EVERYONE EXHALE, America's foremost pillar of Internet opinionation Meghan McCain has finally found time in her manic schedule writing her bi-monthly Daily Beast column to drop by Zuccotti Park so she can do her part and help explain to...

Meghan McCain Finally Takes Offense At Someone Calling Her Stupid

Oh boohoo, Meghan McCain is furious because mean old troll Erick Erickson's right-wing website RedState.com posted some kind of half-wit parody of Meghan McCain's vapid Daily Beast columns that her lawyers say too closely resembles her actual half-wit columns...

Meghan McCain’s ‘Perverse Side’ Also Has Election Predictions

Sure, we've already caught up with Basil Marceaux to get his election predictions, but what about America's second-best pundit, The Daily Beast's Senior Political Analyst Meghan McCain? It turns out she also knows how things will turn out tonight....

Tina Brown’s Internet Tendency Wants You To Know That Sasha Obama Is a ‘Fashion Icon’

What we really need is for someone to break down the cost of things Sasha Obama wears and where to get them, because she is nine years old. Thankfully, we have The Daily Beast. "The affordability of Sasha's clothes,...

Meghan McCain’s Twitter’s Daily Beast Exposé About Michael Steele Is Impossibly Scoop-Laden

"Arizona's Sy Hersh" Meghan McCain has uncovered secret publicly available newspaper articles, YouTube videos and blog posts indicating without a doubt that Michael Steele purposely sought to win his current chairmanship of the RNC. This proves intent! Which has...

140 Pulitzers In The Category Of ‘Doomsday Prophecy’ For Your Wonkette, Please

We said there was no cure! Quarantine the "Twitter part" of the Internet now please. UPDATE: Meg annotates this very confusing Twitter message with a follow-up Twitter message—as is customary in the hobby of journalism—after the jump. Please hold all...

Will Chelsea Clinton Become a Jew, For Marriage?

How far we've come, as a nation! Only a few generations ago, Jews were not allowed to be famous politicians, and could not golf with elitists such as Tiger Woods. But now, thanks to racial progress, America may soon...

Lady On Website Wonders If Sarah Palin Is Real Or Not

This e-mail made us sad. "In her column, Suzy offers her two cents on Sarah's interview with Oprah, with the key takeaway is whether Sarah is real or not." This "Suzy" sounds like a keeper, HEHNGNN? Second most depressing...

Sarah Palin Is NOT Afraid To Discuss Levi Johnston With A Pejorative Reference To His Own Alter-Ego (?)

Hey Mr. Levi Johnston, you better WATCH OUT because Sarah Palin as a new very hurtful nickname she will begin calling you! It is "Ricky Hollywood," for reasons! Reports Ben Smith: "Asked by Oprah about Levi Johnston, Palin, R-Alaska,...

Obama Cares More About Dumb Skip Gates Than Every Woman On Earth, Combined, + Rihanna

Well it is ABOUT TIME someone spoke out about Obama's malicious treatment of Rihanna that night like a year ago when her boyfriend, Rihanna's Boyfriend, hit her. And look, we already have the Daily Beast, explicitly designed for the...

Meghan McCain Will Defend You In Her Experimental Blog Novel, Joe Lieberman!

Now Meghan McCain is going to defend Joe Lieberman! No do not groan, this will be great! You know, at some point, someone will presumably let Meghan McCain in on the Meghan McCain "in-joke." This will be a very...

The Meghan McCain Warholboobstwitter-gate Apologia

It's here it's here it's here! We have not slept since Meghan McCain first promised the promised Daily Beast column in which she would refuse to apologize for her boobs' preference for pop art. This was the biggest scandal...

Meghan McCain Did NOT Enjoy That One Time Your Wonkette Was Nice To Her!

WHAT UP Meg McCabe? It's gonna be like this, is it? "After my recent appearance on Jay Leno, one Web site posted a comment from the editor saying, mockingly, they have a 'NEW ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY for comments of...

The Least America Could Do Is Wish Mark Sanford Luck On His “Secret-Agent Mission”

Hey remember Mark Sanford's affair? Well, Mark Sanford certainly does, and he would like to take this opportunity to implore you to just GET OVER IT. In fact, he will be publicly reminding everyone of his own Argentinian extramarital...

Meghan McCain Going Nuts Because Somebody Somewhere On the Internet Wants To Kill Himself

Much like the earlier generations of unemployed bloggers, Meghan McCain is just so deep in the Internet right now that she's going double insane. Behold her nervous, illiterate twitters about somebody she doesn't know who may or may not...

George W. Bush Also Writes For The Daily Beast

Uhh: "Dad loves the outdoors. He often took me fishing when I was a kid. We'd go fishing for bluefish off the coast of Maine. I learned the skills of fishing from listening to him, and the joy of...