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Louisiana Senator David Vitter will never resign, it seems. Why resign? He only fucked one of the DC Madam’s whores. Or maybe… maybe there was a history of sleeping with prostitutes? Well, in the video above from Hustler, ex-Lousiana prostitute Wendy Yow Ellis (working name: Wendy Cortez) discusses her history of sleep-ins with Vitter in the late 1990s, when he was a mere state legislator. No titties, though. You’ll have to buy the January Hustler for that. MORE »

One of Diaperman David Vitter’s other hookers, in New Orleans — but not the Diaper Gal, apparently — took a lie detector test administered by the President of Lie Detectors and the test proves she had “safe sex” with David Vitter, all the time, in New Orleans, and her pimp was named “Jonathan.” [Times-Picayune]

Is there anybody who actually believes DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey didn’t run a high-priced prostitution service? Of course not, but Palfrey’s lawyers have been using the pretty clever strategy of asking the powerful Republican clients of her sex-delivery company if they paid for sex. And barring a scientifically impossible moment of honesty from one of the johns, none of them will ever admit to hiring a hooker. MORE »

The answer, of course, is ALL OF THEM, but what we really mean is “Which member of the Ohio delegation in the House has also ordered hookers from the DC Madam?” Larry Flynt is supposedly about to reveal this, maybe tomorrow or some other day. Meanwhile, let’s meet the candidates. MORE »

Fringe right-wing mouthpieces Sean Hannity (Fox News) and Katherine Jean Lopez (National Review) have a message for Republican Senator and sex-criminal David “Diaperman” Vitter: Time to go, scumbag! Really, when the conservative media is saying “Pack it up, Pampers,” not even your power-crazed wife can save your political career. MORE »

While sane people are laughing at the embarrassing exploits of sex criminal, infantile fetishist and family-values Senator David Vitter, actual evangelical fundamentalist Christian Republicans are once again trying to make sense of a world in which the sickest motherfuckers are all evangelical fundamentalist Christian Republicans who, whenever they’re not paying a hooker to dress them in diapers, are calling for the “immoral” to be thrown out of political office, the military, schools, the workplace, etc. MORE »

Who will weep for David Vitter’s chopped-off penis? These people, apparently. MORE »

Jim Nicholson, Secretary of Veterans Affairs, resigned in sudden and unexplained disgrace today. Hell, it might be for the Walter Reed scandal — but that was months ago, wasn’t it? Why wait? Oh, and there was that laptop full of sensitive information thing, but that was last year! Nicholson might be resigning for reasons of simple mismanagement, but the timing is odd, unless there’s something even worse on the way. Which, we’re not saying, we’re just saying that right up there is the number of a Cleveland VA hospital as it appears in the phone records of Deborah Jeane Palfrey. Cummer ‘07!

Cleveland VA’s Controversial New Treatment. Vets Walk Again With BJ’s From DC Hookers! [Buckeye State Blog]

Is there a Pulitzer for “most revealing photo of a Republican political couple”? If so, we nominate this AP picture in today’s Washington Post of GOP Senator and Giuliani Campaign Southern Regional Chairman David “Diaperman” Vitter and his psycho wife Wendy. An 8×12 print of this should be given to freshmen members of the House and Senate — put it on the cover of the Welcome to Congress orientation guide! Because this is the inevitable end product of a Washington marriage: The stupid creepy diaper-wearing politician stands dumb-eyed and shamed while his crazy-eyed horse-mouthed power-mad wife yells at reporters because her idiot whoremonger husband is repeatedly caught at the whorehouse.

Hey, David “Diaperman” Vitter is on the teevee, saying a bunch of bullshit. Will he man up and admit anything? No. He won’t take questions, won’t talk about his diaper problems, and won’t resign. Wow. Meet the new Republicans. This is the same morality-free douchesack who demanded Clinton quit over a blowjob, which was obviously an impeachable offense. MORE »