cybersecurity

AND THEN THEY CAME FOR THE WONKERS  9:40 am May 24, 2012

New York Assemblyman Wants You To Sign Your Mean Internet Posts About New York Assemblymen

by Kris E. Benson

Last night, when I was swatting at a mosquito, I thought to myself, “I should probably run to the hardware store to get a blowtorch, because that would be the best and most efficient way to kill this here mosquito, and also while I’m at it, I might be able to use it to fix [...]

GREAT LEGISLATIVE ACHIEVEMENTS  4:17 pm April 27, 2012

House Votes to Fight Chinese Spying on Americans With American Spying on Americans

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

The House of Representatives gave a thundering seal of approval on Thursday to a delightful American version of a News of the World-style private information-stealing initiative except that because it is the American version, it must be bigger and more hairy and makes it particularly not illegal for armies of nosy trolls to collect and [...]

HUMAN SPAM  9:31 am August 15, 2011

Rick Perry Running for U.S. President of Chinese Cyber Espionage

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Narcissistic bozo drag queen Rick Perry is officially running for President of Are You Fucking Serious? here in this great nation of ours that has been “out of ideas” about who to put in the White House since 1980, an exciting decision that gives the green light to media outlets everywhere to examine just how [...]

DAILY BRIEFING  8:45 am December 22, 2009

The Twitter Industry, Comprised Solely Of Website Twitter.com, Saves American Economy Forever

by Juli Weiner

America’s economy has expanded for the first time in four quarters, presumably by exchanging the four quarters in for a dollar. [AP] An online anthology of song lyrics that do not quite merit away message status—”Twitter”—is America’s only successful business. [Reuters] Here is a linguistic Venn Diagram about the differences, similarities, and overlapping too-small-to-write-in sliver [...]


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