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Tag: cybersecurity

Really Nice Time: Obama Commutes Chelsea Manning’s Sentence To Time Served Plus A Tiny More

President Obama issued one last burst of commutations for federal prisoners Monday, including a reduction of Chelsea Manning's sentence from 35 years to time served, plus another four months so she can get ready for life after prison. The...

Julian Assange Warns Hillary Clinton Is A Demon Who’ll Murder Us All, Unlike That Nice Mr. Putin

Julian Assange says thing, Wonkette prepares for shitstorm in the comments.

New York Assemblyman Wants You To Sign Your Mean Internet Posts About New York Assemblymen

Last night, when I was swatting at a mosquito, I thought to myself, “I should probably run to the hardware store to get a blowtorch, because that would be the best and most efficient way to kill this here...

House Votes to Fight Chinese Spying on Americans With American Spying on Americans

The House of Representatives gave a thundering seal of approval on Thursday to a delightful American version of a News of the World-style private information-stealing initiative except that because it is the American version, it must be bigger and...

Rick Perry Running for U.S. President of Chinese Cyber Espionage

Narcissistic bozo drag queen Rick Perry is officially running for President of Are You Fucking Serious? here in this great nation of ours that has been "out of ideas" about who to put in the White House since 1980,...

The Twitter Industry, Comprised Solely Of Website Twitter.com, Saves American Economy Forever

America's economy has expanded for the first time in four quarters, presumably by exchanging the four quarters in for a dollar. An online anthology of song lyrics that do not quite merit away message status—"Twitter"—is America's only successful business....