Wonkette

* Not before 9, gentlemen: “I mean, never mind the whole hitting-on-someone-in-an-elevator thing, but who does this before 9am? Before the toothpaste taste has even left your mouth? Before the last eye booger has been found and stealthily removed?” [Average Jane]
* “Rock Your Body” in the CVS line. [If You See Something, Say Something]
* “CIA: Oooooh. English speaking democracies — you’re all the same to us!” [Talking Budgie]
* Concerned about the falling housing prices in Northern Virginia? You should be terrified. [Northern Virginia Housing Bubble Fallout]
* Want to feel cultured? Check out The Tempest at the Folger — or don’t. Read the review first. [Countersignature]

A human skull and femurs were found in a cauldron by three young student filmmakers who get lost some people in the Maryland woods last week, and a crazy hobo in DC found a skull (wearing a baseball cap) in the woods next to Catholic University. Law enforcement officials quickly warned citizens that Dick Cheney appears to be feeding again. MORE »

* The CVS at the Starburst intersection was robbed, causing an elderly woman to faint. [Frozen Tropics]
* Spot the Nazi bus and Eva Braun will poop on your chest. [Mayhem By Miss M]
* Best tender breasts aren’t even on the menu anymore. Get in the know. [The DC Concierge]
* Shutdown Day 2007. OMGROTFLOL. [The View from Dupont]
* New Whole Foods in Fairfax has wine tasting bar, five gourmet restaurants and fashion beers. One of only two “concept” locations. [Go Clipless]