Tag: cute

Somebody set up us the dong!

Is America Ready For This French Retro-Porn Sci-Fi Parody? Your Saturday Nerdout

The weekends are for rest, relaxation, and catching up on binge-watching The Walking Dead (yes, even Season 5). Oh, and maybe doing something about that mass of matter in the kitchen sink before it achieves self-awareness and launches Judgment...
Only the crew knows for sure

Here’s A Thing That Happened: Rachel Maddow May Or May Not Wear Pants (Video)

Our Maddow piece today is a short, nearly silent "And now, here's a thing..." bit on the embarrassing discovery that Massachusetts Republican candidate for governor Charlie Baker -- whose campaign ads have been all about jobs, jobs, jobs --...

Derp Roundup: Your Weekly Bushel Basket Of Bumpkins, Boobs, and ‘Baggers

Welcome, wonkeesters, to another edition of Derp Roundup, the weekly feature where we hose down the news, filter out the stories that weren't quite worth a whole post but too stoopid to ignore altogether, spray the whole mess with...

Michael Steele Still Trying To Get Fired, Calls Afghanistan War ‘Cute’

RNC chairman Michael Steele is either dumb or really likes making his party angry and/or sigh, because yesterday he was caught on video in a circus tent saying that the Afghanistan war is bad and didn't need to be...

Barack Obama Is … A Rhino?

Some silly scamps labor under the grave misconception that our president is a bird, or a giraffe, or a unicorn. But no, Obama is a wee baby rhinoceros, born in a Ugandan zoo to a Kenyan father and an...

Rush Limbaugh’s Ladyfriend’s Adorable Puppy Obscures Important Healthcare Debate

Rush Limbaugh, grr! The other day he brought up on his radio show the oft-cited observation that your dog's penicillin costs 25 cents while your own penicillin costs 25 dollars, which sucks for you, or something to that effect,...

Obama Went To College And Here Are Some Pictures Of Him From College!

Oh look, it's more pictures of Our Barry back at Occidental College, before he was "radicalized" and decided to forge his live birth certificate! (FACT: Did you know that Ann "Stanley" Dunham had sex with a space monster somewhere...