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DAILY JOE  1:07 pm March 26, 2012

Handsome Old Joe Biden Yells at Fellow Olds

by Rebecca Schoenkopf

Boy, somebody got on Old Handsome Joe’s last nerve! He even says he is “angry,” and then yells a bunch! But what brought on this fit of righteousness from the World’s Sexiest Grampa? Watch Joe Biden testify, after the jump!

WOULDA COULDA SHOULDA  4:50 pm August 1, 2011

Mitt Romney Turns Up After Debt Deal Saying He’d Have Done It Differently

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Stale humanoid Mitt Romney finally woke up today with some sort of simultaneously lazy and terrified opinion about the debt ceiling deal, and, uh, he’s against all of it. Should he even say that much? “As president, my plan would have produced a budget that was cut, capped and balanced – not one that opens [...]

DOOM IS A FUNNY THING  4:19 pm July 22, 2011

John Boehner Tells Everyone Debt Deal Reached, Followed By ‘Just Kidding’

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

It’s almost the weekend, so it is time briefly to see if all the coke-fueled anger sex “negotiating” going on in Washington has brought us any closer to a debt ceiling deal. Will America still be here on Monday when we return from our booze-fueled anger coma? What is the new Rapture date again? August [...]


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