The race to fill Ted Kennedy’s ample seat in the Senate is heating up like a corpse in the summer tide! (Sorry, Denby.) Curt Schilling, world champion quarterback for Boston’s “Mighty Ducks,” loves George W. Bush and jacking off in bloodstained sock, so he is qualified to be the Republican candidate. Schilling, heir to his family’s spice fortune, joins a crowded Republican field that includes former Lieutenant Governor Kerry Healey and pretty much nobody else. MORE »

Walnuts’ new ad (for what we assume to be New Hampshire) features Curt Schilling, the frequently injured mercenary pitcher to the Boston Red Sox. Umm, considerably less masculine than Chuck Norris or Ric Flair. Is all we have to say. Go Orioles. [YouTube]