These lucky ducklings! All they had to do was spend a mere seven or eight years in prison because they happened to be in Afghanistan when the US invaded, and now they are getting sent to exotic islands all around the world in exchange for their troubles. Yesterday we learned that a bunch of Uighurs were going to Palau, which will melt into the sea soon, and today we find out a handful more have already been settled in Bermuda, known for its wonderful “Triangle” that mysteriously eats people. MORE »