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Buy Your Ameros Today

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

amero1.jpgRon Paul’s biggest fear — the conglamo-fascist North American Union and its henchman, the NAFTA superhighway of greeeed! — is rapidly coming to fruition: you are now able to purchase Ameros, the would-be currency of the Hitlerish NAU. Granted these Ameros are made by some random dude to be collector’s items, no real political statement attached, but obviously the Paultards will be all up in this shit. I pray for your life, dear souvenir coinmaker! [DC Coins]


Georgia Man Tries to Use Fake $1 Million Dollar Bill, Fails

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

this guy... this guy walks around with a million dollar billPolice in Aiken, SC have arrested a man for trying to open a bank account with a $1 million dollar bill. How did Alexander Smith of Augusta, Georgia come across such valuable currency? Probably by making it himself on Photoshop, because it was of course counterfeit. Extremely counterfeit! And when the bank tellers pointed this out to him, he started cursing them all out. Then the police came and NORFED his ass. [AP/Yahoo]


Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

“The Canadian dollar’s meteoric rise accelerated this week, rising two cents in less than 24 hours. The loonie broke through the US$1.10 barrier in overseas trading Wednesday, initially hitting the 110.02 cents US mark…. Analysts say it doesn’t appear that the loonie will be returning to earth anytime soon.” Ha ha Dennis Kucinich something or other. [The Canadian Press/Yahoo!]