Here’s a CNN anchor lady first making hilarious jokes about how lazy all of her contributors are, and by “jokes” we mean twice calling another lady a “cunt.” The clever display of wit appears to have been botched! The other lady has a sort of “O Heavens!” look, and then they talk about, oh who knows, the various politics of the day. [YouTube]

Here’s an official Buffalo Chip poster advertising that thing John McCain went to yesterday with the Bitters. His name is hidden somewhere on this poster. And look at Cindy there in her cunt outfit, just cold tamin’ the buffalo.

Yes Mark Halperin’s website, draw laughs he will! Tonight marks John McCain’s first appearance on the NBC comedy show Late Night With Conan O’Brien since 2005, back when he was still that funny old coot and failed presidential senator guy with black children. Now, of course, he poses the greatest possible threat to the survival of Earth and everyone hates him. But he’s still a wonderful comedian and we look forward to seeing him in his element tonight. What jokes about cunts, bestial rape, ugly young girls and killing innocent civilians will he debut tonight? MORE »

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Opera-loving Manhattan abortionist Rudy Giuliani has some liabilities on the campaign trail, according to Matt Taibbi’s loving profile: MORE »