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Everyone knows that John McCain hates his wife and calls her a “cunt” almost all the time. Everyone also knows that John McCain is a famous comedian, which is why his best friend is Jon Stewart, from television. And that’s why he made a “wisecrack” yesterday about beating up his wife in Las Vegas. Ha ha, because if he actually did beat up his wife, his chances of becoming president would be limited! MORE »

John McCain has a cute “pet name” for his much-younger second wife, Cindy the beer heiress. The name is “you cunt.” He also calls her “trollop,” which would be kind of funny/retro if he wasn’t 200 years old. Anyway, enjoy some more video, but remember it’s people saying CUNT CUNT CUNT so maybe don’t turn up your speakers, at work. [YouTube]

And look at that, John McCain completely evaded the legitimate question with the usual “that’s offensive to people” nonsense. But guess what? John McCain reportedly called his nice rich recent wife Cindy McDain a “cunt” when she mocked his thinning hair stretched over his thousand-year-old skull. Look, we are not quaint with our language, but we don’t call our wives “cunts.” [YouTube/FireDogLake]

No you silly hobos, it wasn’t “runt”! We all know how angry John “McNasty” McCain is, and since he only married Cougar Cindy for her beer money and firm bum bum, they would obviously have a dysfunctional relationship. According to Cliff Schecter’s new book, The Real McCain, this one time in 1992, he went all “Hanoi” on her and called her a cunt. That is what he called her. MORE »