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Conservatives Thrilled ‘SpongeBob Squarepants’ No Longer A Sissy Welfare Mooch

Take a few moments out of your busy day surfing the internets and watch that SpongeBob promo above. Bear with us. This is going somewhere. So you checked it out, right, and maybe what you saw was pretty much a critique of the nonsense of job creators, as SpongeBob’s boss fires him mid-shift because it will save him a nickel and because you’re for some reason unable to watch children’s cartoons without deciding there’s an overt political message. SPOILER ALERT: Later in the show, after a period of unemployment, SpongeBob straightens up and flies right and learns to look for another job and looks here like he finds another job because his burger-making skills are in demand. What do you do if you’re a conservative and you’ll grasp at any shred of cultural relevance because otherwise all you’ve got is Ted Nugent? You say SpongeBob is your new conservahero! Read more on Conservatives Thrilled ‘SpongeBob Squarepants’ No Longer A Sissy Welfare Mooch…
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We Have Always Been At War With The Womens

Wonkette is yr war correspondence headquarters! First we brought you hard-hitting coverage of  the war on Christmas. Now, we bring you  trenchant analysis of American’s next great conflict: the war on marriage and men: …I’ve spoken with hundreds, if not thousands, of men and women. And in doing so, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a subculture of men who’ve told me, in no uncertain terms, that they’re never getting married. When I ask them why, the answer is always the same. Women aren’t women anymore. Ladies are not ladies! Men are still men, but they are sad menz who don’t want to get married! This war is ON. Read more on We Have Always Been At War With The Womens…