Tag Archives: culture scold

  orange is the new black

Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Joe Biden Rides His Vette To The WHCD Edition

Since it was Nerd Prom aka the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner last night, your Twitter timeline was already full of all the barbs and jabs and gentle ribbing that Obama put into his speech, but the the Old Gray Lady moves a bit slower, so the Times has Bamz’ comedic stylings as one of today’s lead stories. Read more on Sunday Bloody NYT Sunday: Special Joe Biden Rides His Vette To The WHCD Edition…
  our homework was never quite like this

Campus Reform: Sexy Beyonce Video Shown In College Class, World Coming To An End

You probably noticed that Beyonce dropped a record four months ago with 17 videos, many of which show Beyonce being sexy! This is a thing many of us are in favor of, but conservative fearmongers Campus Reform are breathless with consternation about how some students watched it in a class and this probably means academic freedom is dead or all the students are now gay for Beyonce or whatever it is that Campus Reform worries about. Read more on Campus Reform: Sexy Beyonce Video Shown In College Class, World Coming To An End…
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Ross Douthat Is Sure You Sinners Can Just Go To Europe Or A Blue State For Your Abortions

As you’ve watched the Texas Handmaids’ Tale- style abortion restrictions go into effect, we bet you’ve been wishin’ and hopin’ and prayin’ that Ross Douthat, the baby-faced sad-90s-beard-rocking culture scold would share his derp thoughts with you on the matter. Yr Wonkette has been wishing for this fervently and also, too, sobbing inconsolably at the fact that Ross Douthat has a high-profile NYT column. But enough about us. What about Ross? What does Ross think about Texas ‘bortions? SPOILER ALERT: he doesn’t want ladies to have abortions but rich ladies will still get abortions because of Ireland so it is all good: Read more on Ross Douthat Is Sure You Sinners Can Just Go To Europe Or A Blue State For Your Abortions…
  put some damn clothes on

Sexy Mommy Superbowl Halftime Makes National Review Very Uncomfortable

Did you watch sportsball last night? We did too! Sportsball was probably really amazing. We have no idea, since we were drinking heavily. We paid attention, however, during the sportsball halftime because there were sexxxxxy ladiez on our teevee and we like sexxxxxy ladiez on our teevee a great deal, perhaps even more so when intoxicated. Kathryn Lopez was also watching sportsball, but she was not at all happy about sexxxxxy ladiez on her teevee: Read more on Sexy Mommy Superbowl Halftime Makes National Review Very Uncomfortable…
  nobody does it better makes me feel sad for the rest

Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music

Let’s be honest, women. You have a TON of choices, a veritable smorgasbord, of women writers who will make you feel bad about who you are. Whether it isĀ  Suzanne Venker concern trolling the ladies and telling them that if they just weren’t so angry all the time, the mens would marry them or K-Lo sucking all the joy out of sex because she’s not going to suck anything else, there is a veritable empire of ways other ladies can tell you what to do. Those ladies are great at what they do, don’t get us wrong, but no one – NO ONE – bashes the wimmenz more creatively than the O.G. culture scold Camille Paglia. The convoluted sentences! The out-of-nowhere references to, say, Catullus! You know what? It is better if we just show you. Take it away Camille: Read more on Camille Paglia: Ladies Having Sex Sucked Out Of Them By Sexy Pop Music…