cults
Wives! Can’t Live With ‘Em, Can Kill ‘Em, According to Charismatic ‘Ex’-Gay Christian-Orgy Cult Leader
Tyler Deaton is a handsome young man. He met his wife, Bethany, in prayer group at college. He was so charismatic that by his senior year, he’d convinced a bunch of hot dudes to leave the school-sanctioned Christian fellowship at Southwestern in Texas, and join him in Kansas City instead, so they could be close [...]
Witch Endorses Cultist
Regretful teen-aged witch Christine O’Donnell has endorsed bland gazillionaire flip-flopper Mitt Romney — or, to the Newt Gingrich campaign, Mitt Romney the cultist. Why endorse Mitt? According to O’Donnell’s appearance on CNN this morning, it’s because “He’s been consistent since he changed his mind.” Uhh.
Foreclosure Mill Law Firm Costume Fun: Dress As Homeless Families
The first reaction most decent people will have when seeing these pictures of last year’s Halloween costume party at the foreclosure mill law offices of Steven J. Baum is overwhelming disgust and nausea, followed by an overwhelming desire to storm these offices on Monday and “make an example.” But the employees of Steven J. Baum [...]
BREAKING: Someone’s Stopping Sarah Palin From Saying ‘God’ In Public
Today, the Supreme Court ruled unanimously in favor of the right of Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church to protest soldiers’ funerals, because we have this principle in America called “free speech.” Or rather it would have been unanimous, if the Court didn’t have remarkable civil-liberties troll Samuel Alito sitting on it. In Alito’s [...]
Banal Corporate Excellence Cult Looking For Recruits
Future and/or current Washingtonians! Are you looking for a shared housing situation in a walkable neighborhood near downtown and the Metro, but aren’t sure if you’ll be able to handle keep a detailed log of all your pooping? Why not live in Revolution House? The name might make you think that you’re going to be [...]
Chuck Norris Is Your New Godhead
Sinister Chalk Vandal Is Loose In DC Parks
Southern Baptists Want You To Be Safe, Baptist
A Spiritual Response to the 35W Bridge Tragedy
Bush I, King of Peace to Reunite for One Last Show
Reverend Moon Will Find ‘Em For Three, Catch ‘Em and Kill ‘Em For Ten
J.R.R. Tolkien Now Writing Iraq War Script
Metro Section: Amerika’s Capital Loves Ya!
Your Fancy Dinner Last Night? That’s Another Pinstripe Suit for Tony Blankley
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