How are you celebrating Jeff Goldblum and Bill Pullman’s victory over the aliens? Wonkette recommends indulging in such earthly freedoms as “third parties,” hallucinogens, and atypical products of M.F.A. programs! Ralph Nader will be around to answer your questions, and Reif Larsen will be around, to tactfully evade your advances. There’s also more, so much more. MORE »

“Yeah, I’m working on my next book, ‘Whatever the Front Page of the Times Says Today, I Believe Precisely the Opposite.’” (photo by Liz Gorman) MORE »