The Minnesota Prosecutor who accepted Gay Larry Craig’s guilty plea in August has now responded to the Idaho Bathroom Goblin’s ridiculous request for a do-over, and this guy is furious. Prosecutor Christopher Renz had a long talk with Craig back in July — weeks after the June arrest and before the August plea. In that conversation, Renz says he made it very clear that Craig should get a lawyer and not just cop a plea and hope nobody found out about it. MORE »

Goddamned lunatics. This is what you missed Monday night at the big Christian Values Webcast Debate that every major Republican candidate skipped, which still didn’t stop the dingbats from yelling at their empty podiums. Why should god bless America, indeed? But great job on the motherfucking parody version of “God Bless America,” freaks! What next, Uncle Sam masturbating in a public restroom stall while singing Psalm 13 to the tune of Y.M.C.A.?

Values Voter Debate: Why Should God Bless America? [YouTube via Philadelphia Will Do/Right Wing Watch]
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“It’s become a tourist attraction,” Evans said with a smile. “People are taking pictures.” [Pioneer Press]

“7-1/2 Reasons Not to Have Sex in Union Station’s Bathrooms.” [Washington City Paper]

Today, gay bathroom menace Larry Craig is trying to file legal papers of some kind in Minneapolis to “reverse his guilty plea.” Why? Because while Craig admits he went through the whole closeted-gay code/charade to get some bathroom cock, he didn’t actually get any, because he got arrested by an undercover cop. Seriously, this is his defense. GOP hero Larry Craig has truly taken Republican Values to a whole new level, applying the utterly amoral legal hijinx of Dick Cheney’s lawyers to the realm of cruisy toilets.

Craig To Seek A Reversal Of His Guilty Plea Today [Politico/CBS]

“Republican senators held what one participant called a ‘passionate’ and ’spirited’ closed-door discussion Wednesday afternoon about how their leaders responded to the sex scandal involving their colleague Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho, CNN has learned.” [CNN Ticker]

American hero and U.S. American Senator Larry Craig has a new ally in his brave battle to un-resign from the Senate and un-plead guilty to trying to get some dick in a public restroom. The American Land Rights Association has announced its support of Craig — one of the bravest, straightest men fighting for property rights in the Western United States — by calling for a boycott of Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. MORE »

Here’s something we found from a couple years ago: MORE »

And because nothing about Larry Craig’s bizarre plan to un-resign from the Senate makes any fucking sense, we’re going to elevate commenter Outstando to the front page — because if he’s right, this may be a coded (or uncoded) message to other time travelers who may be able to help Soldier From The Future “Larry Craig” save America from a 40-year Robot Mary Cheney Regime that ends with Idaho under two miles of (poison) water. Think about it. MORE »