Larry Craig: ‘If I Didn’t Get Dick, You Must Acquit’
Monday, September 10th, 2007
Today, gay bathroom menace Larry Craig is trying to file legal papers of some kind in Minneapolis to “reverse his guilty plea.” Why? Because while Craig admits he went through the whole closeted-gay code/charade to get some bathroom cock, he didn’t actually get any, because he got arrested by an undercover cop. Seriously, this is his defense. GOP hero Larry Craig has truly taken Republican Values to a whole new level, applying the utterly amoral legal hijinx of Dick Cheney’s lawyers to the realm of cruisy toilets.
Craig To Seek A Reversal Of His Guilty Plea Today [Politico/CBS]
Today, gay bathroom menace Larry Craig is trying to file legal papers of some kind in Minneapolis to “reverse his guilty plea.” Why? Because while Craig admits he went through the whole closeted-gay code/charade to get some bathroom cock, he didn’t actually get any, because he got arrested by an undercover cop. Seriously, this is his defense. GOP hero Larry Craig has truly taken Republican Values to a whole new level, applying the utterly amoral legal hijinx of Dick Cheney’s lawyers to the realm of cruisy toilets.
Craig To Seek A Reversal Of His Guilty Plea Today [Politico/CBS]







“Republican senators held what one participant called a ‘passionate’ and ’spirited’ closed-door discussion Wednesday afternoon about how their leaders responded to the sex scandal involving their colleague Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho, CNN has learned.” [