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Today, gay bathroom menace Larry Craig is trying to file legal papers of some kind in Minneapolis to “reverse his guilty plea.” Why? Because while Craig admits he went through the whole closeted-gay code/charade to get some bathroom cock, he didn’t actually get any, because he got arrested by an undercover cop. Seriously, this is his defense. GOP hero Larry Craig has truly taken Republican Values to a whole new level, applying the utterly amoral legal hijinx of Dick Cheney’s lawyers to the realm of cruisy toilets.

Craig To Seek A Reversal Of His Guilty Plea Today [Politico/CBS]

“Republican senators held what one participant called a ‘passionate’ and ’spirited’ closed-door discussion Wednesday afternoon about how their leaders responded to the sex scandal involving their colleague Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho, CNN has learned.” [CNN Ticker]

American hero and U.S. American Senator Larry Craig has a new ally in his brave battle to un-resign from the Senate and un-plead guilty to trying to get some dick in a public restroom. The American Land Rights Association has announced its support of Craig — one of the bravest, straightest men fighting for property rights in the Western United States — by calling for a boycott of Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport. MORE »

Here’s something we found from a couple years ago: MORE »

And because nothing about Larry Craig’s bizarre plan to un-resign from the Senate makes any fucking sense, we’re going to elevate commenter Outstando to the front page — because if he’s right, this may be a coded (or uncoded) message to other time travelers who may be able to help Soldier From The Future “Larry Craig” save America from a 40-year Robot Mary Cheney Regime that ends with Idaho under two miles of (poison) water. Think about it. MORE »