According to “Wonkett” bylaws, everything Larry Craig does is 30% funnier by virtue of the fact that it was done by Larry Craig, the winsome bathroom goblin who repeatedly tried to appeal his own guilty plea after he was arrested in a “cruisy toilet” looking for a hot slice of man to get down with. The former senator has opened a consulting firm and has four whole clients! How much would you pay for his professional advice? MORE »

Over at “The List,” the WaPo’s awkward discussion forum, they’ve published their “Top 10 Sexual Politician Scandals.” Yes, yes, stop the clamoring, I’ll just tell you: It’s #7. You are talking about the 1831 Petticoat Affair, right? Oh. Anyway, full list after the jump. MORE »

Wacky toilet cruiser (and GOP Senator) Larry Craig is running his sex scandal in such a backasswards way that leading Republican strategists are dumbfounded. Larry’s freakish strategy consists of pleading guilty to trying to fuck a cop in a Minneapolis public bathroom stall and then, weeks later, telling teevee cameras in Idaho that it’s all the fault of the local newspaper, which hadn’t yet run an article about him being a toilet cruiser, and then he says the plea was a “poor decision.” Too bad he doesn’t feel the same way about his well-known trawling of men’s rooms for cock! MORE »

As this was posted at the start of a three-day weekend, we must assume that the two involved parties are enjoying their “same sandwich” today. We wish them the best. And we wish we knew whose offices they work out of. MORE »

No, this isn’t a “safe sex” public service announcement. And it doesn’t have much to do with politics either. MORE »

Cruisin’ at Dirksen!
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