cruises

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS 4:06 pm August 26, 2010

Move The Mosque, Unless You Want David Paterson To Stab Someone?

Barack Obama was cold shoppin’ for seafood and minding his own Martha’s-Vineyard-business when a reporter ambushed him for no reason with insensitive questions about Iraq. Obama responded with the old “We’re Buying [Popcorn] Shrimp, Guys. Come On.” [Daily Intel] OH NO: In Philadelphia you need a $300 license to blog and/or write lists for eHow. [...]

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS 12:36 pm June 8, 2010

Give Your Dad Bart Stupak, The Gift That Keeps On Giving!

by Riley Waggaman

Rep. Donna Edwards (D-MD) claims there is a humanitarian crisis in Gaza and that Israel’s flotilla massacre should be (get this) investigated! AIPAC will accuse Donna of being a muslin Helen Thomas in 3, 2, 1 …. [Think Progress] Two real Americans, one a father, the other a son, were arrested for nearly kidnapping Obamacare’s [...]

TODAY IN NEWSMAX EMAILS 2:07 pm January 12, 2010

Newsmax & Offers You Can’t Refuse, Take [Whatever]

by Jim Newell

What is it with the conservative cruises! Weekly Standard Cruise, National Review Cruise, “Newsmax.com” Cruise. Oh, right, they do conservative candidate scouting on these trips! That’s how Bill Kristol met Sarah Palin, on his Cruise to the frozen Alaska. But this one… this one’s just the toe-fucker Dick Morris and whatever person he pays to [...]

THE NEW TITANIC 2:05 pm December 2, 2009

Join Subhuman Scumbag Dick Morris & Some Wingnuts For a Terrible Holiday Cruise!

by Ken Layne

Want to make sure next year is awful, too? Then why not book your passage today on the March 2010 NewsMax.com Love Boat! For as little as $1,349 per person, you can share a tiny claustrophobic inside cabin for seven fucking days and nights on some hideous cruise ship, and during the day you will [...]

RALPH NADER 9:12 am February 18, 2008