Tag: crimes

Yesterday, Buzzfeed reported that prominent Canadian gag gift Sen. Ted Cruz pled guilty to possession of alcohol as a minor in 1987. He was...

Wonkette would like to give a hearty welcome to Lt. Col. Joseph R. Lawendowski, our daily (hourly?) "He seems nice" contestant. Lt. Col. Lawendowski is...

It takes a big woman to admit both her poor electoral chances and the investigation into all her crimes, in the first minute and...

America let George W. Bush return to his quiet, private life so his undocumented workers he could clean up dust bunnies in his suburban...

Oh, whoops, did Your Wonkette just get itself "targeted" by DHS? Well, IT IS WORTH IT, to bring you these important stories from the...

For the past four years, a bunch of employees at the famous Burr Oak Cemetery in Chicago have been digging up bodies, throwing them...

TANCREDO RACIST DUDE IS LIKE FOUR: Marcus Epstein, the executive director of Tom Tom Tancredo and Bay Buchanan's PAC, Team America -- *ahem* HAHAHAHA...

Once upon a time there was a city called "Jersey City," and people moved there to live when Manhattan got too expensive. A gentleman...

"JEFFERSON CITY -- Missouri state Rep. Scott Muschany, R-Frontenac, was indicted today in connection with a reported sexual assault of a 14-year-old girl on...

LOOK, HE'S STILL ALIVE OK?: From the intrepid local news team at ABC 7 News: "The pedestrian who was struck by prominent Washington columnist...

The jury reached a verdict in the corruption trial of Chicago "slum landlord" Tony Rezko, the sleazy best friend of Barack Obama. Rezko was...

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