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Meet Republican Gurley Martin, Senate Candidate of Kentucky

  vote for the non-rapist!

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Fox News Decides It Needs More Context On This ‘Hanky Panky’

  rowrrr

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Blagojevich Told Press To ‘Go Ahead And Tape Me’

  he loves to be taped by everyone

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  lobbyist thieves
  • K STREET BANK LOOTED: Somebody robbed the PNC Bank at 14th and K. Obviously it was lobbyists driven insane with fear that they will all turn into impoverished destitute train-ridin’ hobos once Barack Nobama comes to town and taxes them for working hard. Either that or, you ...
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Several Comical Instances Of Botched Crimes

  metro section
  • Apparent 1980s Orlando club owner Paul Strauss, who moonlights as a DC “Shadow Senator”—an entirely unreal position he’s sometimes leveraged in attempts to hook up with Hayden Panetierre—acted like he was a real Senator during a recent DUI arrest. [MOAR WORDS!
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  but they will get a strongly worded letter
  • THEY’RE MORE LIKE ‘GUIDELINES’: Attorney General Michael Mukasey announced today that former Justice Department officials like Monica Goodling will not face prosecution for hiring D.O.J. staffers based explicitly on their political views — i.e. how many ...
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