Tag: crime

The FBI Houston Division is on the hunt! A bandit has cleaned out the vault at a Wells Fargo bank and escaped on horseback...

Very funny and extremely handsome man Matthew Boyle, who does not at all look like he secretly installs toilet-cams in Foggy Bottom...

Archvillain stereotypes David and Charles Koch are reportedly furious because rival New York billionaire Mike Bloomberg's media machine is reportedly about to publish some...

It is not news that Future Sheriff-in-Chief Rick Perry enjoys murdering Mexicans, for sport. That is why Michele Bachmann is probably having a shame-based...

Here is the new ultimatum people are putting to themselves: is it better to be in prison on a felony charge with some health...

Loverboy creep John Edwards spent nearly a million dollars in campaign donations -- money given by liberal Democrats to this man's presidential campaign --...

The world’s largest retailer for the world's largest customers, Wal-Mart, has decided to open four stores in the Nation’s Capital. For one (usually good)...

Scooter crime: Michigan edition. Investigators said Perkins was attempting to leave the Rochester Road Meijer with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic merchandise when...

Are you headed to Washington for the big comedy rally we are having in lieu of possessing any grand ambition, moral beliefs or personal...

Some old people in the Chicago suburb of Wilmette went bonkers on each other because of political candidate signs on somebody's lawn. While the...

Jesus, why does Ben Quayle have to be so creepy in every ad he makes? What is even going on here? Oh, we see,...

What do you do when a young black man you don't even know dies in a hail of gang-related gunfire? To be honest, I...

For the third straight year, even as the Great Recession pummels ever more people into poverty, the national crime rate has dropped. Murder, rape,...

Well, what is this all about? So many tips! We will just post them. Be careful, people who work around the Discovery TeeVee Channel...

America's Governor, Rod Blagojevich, cannot be convicted of anything because he's too sexy. This is why the jury just told the judge, "Uhhh," as...

How many American workers are really unemployed in this third year of our Great Recession? About 26 million people. That includes those still looking...

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