Tag: crime

Welcome again, Wonktopia, to the bloody charnel house of American gun culture. The stench of suppurating wounds and rotting, gangrenous flesh hangs in the...

Amoebic dysentery vector Laura Ingraham celebrated the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom yesterday by chatting with Pat Buchanan...

Constitutional scholar, NRA board member, and serial fact assaulter Ted Nugent, miraculously still neither dead nor in jail, would just like America to know...

Listen up, teenagers — the world is trying to teach you shit every day, and you are too busy with your Nintendos and Boone's...

Hey, did you know that Congressman Darrell Issa invented your neighbor's car alarm, the one that goes off for hours at a time, because...

The FBI Houston Division is on the hunt! A bandit has cleaned out the vault at a Wells Fargo bank and escaped on horseback...

Very funny and extremely handsome man Matthew Boyle, who does not at all look like he secretly installs toilet-cams in Foggy Bottom...

Archvillain stereotypes David and Charles Koch are reportedly furious because rival New York billionaire Mike Bloomberg's media machine is reportedly about to publish some...

It is not news that Future Sheriff-in-Chief Rick Perry enjoys murdering Mexicans, for sport. That is why Michele Bachmann is probably having a shame-based...

Here is the new ultimatum people are putting to themselves: is it better to be in prison on a felony charge with some health...

Loverboy creep John Edwards spent nearly a million dollars in campaign donations -- money given by liberal Democrats to this man's presidential campaign --...

The world’s largest retailer for the world's largest customers, Wal-Mart, has decided to open four stores in the Nation’s Capital. For one (usually good)...

Scooter crime: Michigan edition. Investigators said Perkins was attempting to leave the Rochester Road Meijer with more than $600 worth of stolen electronic merchandise when...

Are you headed to Washington for the big comedy rally we are having in lieu of possessing any grand ambition, moral beliefs or personal...

Some old people in the Chicago suburb of Wilmette went bonkers on each other because of political candidate signs on somebody's lawn. While the...

Jesus, why does Ben Quayle have to be so creepy in every ad he makes? What is even going on here? Oh, we see,...

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