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Posts Tagged ‘crime wave’

CRIME WAVE

Jerry Brown: Somebody Stole My Tires!

Friday, May 1st, 2009

Silver threads and golden needles cannot mend this heart of mine.
Oh noes for California attorney general Jerry Brown — yes the same one who was governor of California, in the 1970s, and fought (Bill) Clinton all the way to the convention for the ‘92 nomination. Somebody stole two of the wheels off his government car! Or maybe just the tires. Anyway, tragedy. Or not! He somehow got new tires for his government car. He is running for governor again, too. You can support his candidacy, somehow, by clicking something on his Facebook page. [Facebook]


FREEDOM COMES TO TOWN

Finally, We Can Have Guns In D.C.

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Fuck You Cat.Ever since its founding by George Washington in 17-whatever-something, the District of Columbia has never heard the thrilling ring of gunfire. Finally, after more than two centuries of firearm-free boredom, Washington will get its very first guns, this month! MORE »