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THE JERK STORE CALLED AND IT IS RUNNING OUT OF BIDEN 11:19 am October 26, 2012

Mean Jerk Joe Biden Didn’t Send Aide A Thank-You Note Until He Asked, And Other Halloween Tales Of Horror

Sorry, old ladies, but Old Handsome Joe Biden may be old and he may be handsome, but he is NOT the world’s greatest lover of all humanity (especially old ladies) that you think he is! Once, he didn’t even send one of his aides, this swell fellow Jeff Connaughton, a thank-you note for fundraising for [...]

EXCLUSIVE GUEST LISTS 10:14 am September 4, 2009

Meet All Of Obama’s Secret Friends And Playdates!

by Juli Weiner

Awhile ago Barack Obama decided he was going to be America’s first Transparent President. This was fine because of how benign it was, for him to claim that. Like, sure! Anyway, then in June, things became ILLEGALLY OPAQUE when Obama announced that he, like Bush, would not be releasing the White House visitor log. Citizens [...]

BIN LADEN CAME OVER FOR FINGER SANDWICHES 12:48 pm June 16, 2009

Obama Is Acting Unacceptably Cagey About White House Visitors’ Records

by Sara K. Smith

President Obama, the consummate host and entertainer, loves to have guests at his fancy DC mansion. But who are these guests, and why do they visit? Are they there for, like, orgies, or to lobby him on “clean coal” technology? A LADY NEVER TELLS.

JUSTICE DELAYED 9:19 am May 20, 2009

Palin Cleared Of Wrongdoing In Expensive-Clothes Scandal That Rocked Nation

by Sara K. Smith

Sarah Palin’s long sartorial nightmare is over, as the Federal Election Commission finally decided that the bazillions of dollars spent on her pacifiers, Italian couture jackets, and Victoria’s Secret lingerie were legal. Palin’s clothes did not constitute “personal use of campaign funds” because the funds in question came from the RNC instead of the McCain/Palin [...]

CRIME 12:33 pm September 19, 2007