Tag: cretins

Hilarious radio satirist Rush Limbaugh pulled his biggest prank on far-right AM radio listeners and the entire Republican Party last week, when he took...

One thing about patriarchal religions of the ancient Middle East -- like, say, "Sharia Law" or "American Catholicism" -- is that the menfolk don't...

Texas Governor Rick Perry had not been drinking in public or smoking marijuana in front of people or gobbling "back pills," according to the...

Oh lookee, the nation's primary employer of high-school dropouts stealing your laptop and feeling up your 13-year-old daughter in airport security lines now says...

In other, non-election (?) news from West Virginia, this apparently happened: According to the complaint, Danny and Watson told Mellinger that Melissa came to the...

What drove you bonkers this morning, so far? A stale three-dollar bagel with half-defrosted cream cheese? Not having a job at all? Did the...

Carly Fiorina is already abusing her lifelong "you can't make fun of my hair because I had cancer" privileges by savagely mocking the hair...

WalMart! There is nothing quite like a blood riot in a WalMart to make you want to go anywhere else, even Afghanistan. Enjoy this...

BAN-HAMMER OF THE GODS: Folks, things have become a bit intolerable in our previously fun & funny comments section. You should know better, etc.,...

Ha ha George Will: "Today it is silly for Americans whose closest approximation of physical labor consists of loading their bags of clubs into...

Everybody was so excited when what's his name, Atlantic child wonder Ross Douthat, got Bill Kristol's spot in the New York Times. We're still...

During his tenure in office, George Bush created more than a housing bubble: he also fostered an "employment bubble" for high-functioning idiots, who were...

Have you ever been at a party and had a swell time drinking fancy drinks with nifty folks and suddenly you look up, it's...

REMEMBER DRUNKY McRAPEY? Jim Gibbons is this incredibly dull/stupid cretin-crook Republican congressman who somehow became governor of Nevada, in the middle of some awful...

(Every year on this rotten day, we repeat this beloved 9/11 feature, sort of like how "A Charlie Brown Christmas" plays on the teevee...

That John McCain really is a "man of the people," which is why he went out to the Sturgis biker rally in South Dakota...

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