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Posts Tagged ‘creepy’

START THE DEATH PANELS

America Should Be Bombed From Space

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009


What is this? WHAT IS THIS? Oh, right, it’s this … which is no explanation at all. MORE »


JOHN MCCAIN

Rev. Sun Myung Moon Makes Dead Presidents Want To Crawl Out Of Their Graves!

Friday, March 28th, 2008


Here’s a fun little movie made by John Gorenfeld, who has a creepy new book out about the Rev. Moon and the Washington Times and all sorts of Bush Family/Cult hijinx. But do not let John McCain see this video, because he doesn’t yet know Teddy Roosevelt died, 89 years ago.


BARACK OBAMA

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

O HAI I SEX-EDUCATED UR KIDS - WonketteBarry Hussein wants this terrifying furry to teach your 6-year-old about “bad touching.” [Swampland]


PAUL WOLFOWITZ

Critics Urge Wolfowitz to Resign and Spend More Time on his Lawn

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

The perfect home were it not for that monster Dennis next door - WonketteWorld Bank President Paul Wolfowitz: Is he resigning? Have talks halted? Most importantly, is he a good neighbor? MORE »


FUNNY PICTURES

Shrubbery Shocker: Cheney’s Just Hiding Bush’s Remote

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007


Like our brave American heroes at Central Command in Florida who remotely bomb Afghan villages using military-grade PS2s, Dick Cheney is simply standing in the bushes so you don’t see the remote control he uses to make Bush lie. MORE »


MARK FOLEY

104 Pages of Creepy

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Still at the office? Perfect! Print up all 104 pages of the famous Mark Foley Maf54 instant messenger transcripts and read them aloud at your holiday party! MORE »