Tag: creepers

On Whom Is San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Creeping Today?

In today's edition of Political Rock Out With Your Cock Out, four more women have come forward to accuse San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, who is obviously not a Democrat or Wonkette would not be writing about him, of...

Wingnut Matt Barber Calmly Explains Why ‘Obama’s HHS’ Is Pretty Much A Pedophile

Oh my gosh, you guys, did you know that Barack Obama is "grooming" your innocent children to turn them into sex fiends? We'd have been unaware of this science fact were it not for totally credible (or is...

Have You Signed Your ‘Real World’ STD Waiver Yet? Oh, You Simply Must

Before you appear on a reality tee-vee program, make sure to read the STD clause in your release very carefully. Very very carefully. Because MTV will not fix your genitals if you dry-hump a love sack and then contract...