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HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER  3:18 pm October 30, 2012

Wingnut Matt Barber Calmly Explains Why ‘Obama’s HHS’ Is Pretty Much A Pedophile

by Doktor Zoom

Oh my gosh, you guys, did you know that Barack Obama is “grooming” your innocent children to turn them into sex fiends? We’d have been unaware of this science fact were it not for totally credible (or is it “credulous”? We mix those up sometimes) wingnut freakout artist Matt Barber, the guy who angrily denounced [...]

METRO SECTION  4:07 pm October 9, 2009

Have You Signed Your ‘Real World’ STD Waiver Yet? Oh, You Simply Must

by Riley Waggaman

Before you appear on a reality tee-vee program, make sure to read the STD clause in your release very carefully. Very very carefully. Because MTV will not fix your genitals if you dry-hump a love sack and then contract the crotch rot. Contractually, MTV is simply not responsible. It’s in your contract, understand? Good. Now [...]


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